Oh fuck off, with this bullshit. If this is meant to be satire, it is piss poor. We do not need to advocate for supporters and overseers of inhumane torture.

Yeah, I think I’ll pass then. I haven’t had any of that kind of dream in my new place and I don’t want to reactivate that level of my subconscious.

Oh my god your USER NAME.

“All the world will be your enemy, Prince of a Thousand Enemies. And when they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you; digger, listener, runner, Prince with the swift warning. Be cunning, and full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed!”

I am a children’s librarian and I never read this to either of my kids when they were little. Fuck Cat in the Hat, and Fuck that little asshole boy who fucks over The Giving Tree too.

I’ve just now realized my longest recurring nightmare of people I don’t know forcing their way into my home to throw a rager is likely based on Cat in the Hat. I also always had major anxiety reading/hearing that story.

The Cat in the Hat used to give me SO much anxiety as a kid. I did NOT understand the appeal of the Cat at all and empathized far too much with the Fish..

I had this same reaction as a kid. Honestly had an aversion to reading it to my kid as an adult because I just remembered it and the cat being upsetting and unsettling more than I really remembered the plot itself.

No this is a really good take.

The Fish in The Cat in the Hat should be at the top of this list. I know, in the cartoon it is voiced by a guy but the book does not assign that fish a gender and I would argue it is the ultimate Lame Bitch.

We are set up to hate the fish, when all it does is point out that we don’t know that cat and he should not be…

Sally Field in Mrs Doubtfire.

I know. I have only been able to convince one person of this. Like he could have had cancer treatment paid for by his friend but he was too “proud” to accept it. He just wanted to sell drugs because he was like fuck it, I’m dying now I can just be the bastard I have always wanted to be.

Guy in a band here, and I think it’s more on the dude to make sure it’s clear that she doesn’t have to come to every show to qualify as a supportive SO. My wife comes to about 1 out of 4 shows and that’s plenty. She’s heard us play it all before, I’m too busy to hang out with her much, it’s loud and takes forever, it…

I could not get into breaking bad because of how White treated his wife. He was a garbage person from the jump, and we’re supposed to see him as this hero who takes on the burden of illness by himself by selling drugs. Fuck off Walter. Sorry you got cancer but you’re not an awesome husband(or even decent) for lying to…

And not even getting into prestige tv “lane bitches”

I was actually talking about Pruitt, but I’ll gladly accept your Tillerson takes. After all, the ‘fucking moron’ comment was (allegedly) his.

And yet... if someone in the Obama administration acted this way, the Carson crowd would be sure to raise holy hell over it.

This annoys me to no end. I am a state employee and whenever the printer/copier runs out of paper I have to go to a supervisor and request more because we can’t even be trusted with one ream of paper.

He probably goes in there to scream out secret truths so he can stay focused on his tasks:

No matter how dire our current circumstance. No matter how low Trump and the Republicans go in their never ending quest to systematically disassemble our democracy. No matter what new horrible thing they manage to enact that benefits no person other than they and their wealthy overlords....

I’m really disappointed to see no one pointing out the Pompeo-Koch connection here. Pompeo is not really the Congressman from Kansas turned director of the CIA, he’s actually the Congressman from Koch Industries. His old district is squarely in Koch country including the corporate HQ right outside Wichita.

Pompeo is…