Time to reread the pelican brief just in case.

Who knew that the best practices for doing a remote interview with a global news network were the same as for jacking off?

He see’s it and is saying “oh no, I can’t get up and deal with this because I have no pants on...”

Delete your cookies.

What’s the purpose of sorting anyways? I thought the whole point of legos was that it combined ‘go fish’ with building shit?

FYI - looks pretty but sorting by color is not very helpful. Best sort by shape. You can then easily see the color you want in the shape you need. Hard to find the shape you need within a pile of different shaped pieces that are all the same color.

Move to the right, and stop trying to justify your flaccid, passive-aggressive need to be the unofficial traffic cop who clogs up the left lane in a pathetic attempt to force others to abide by your interpretation of the rules of the road.

Miata and a Home Depot Rental Truck as-needed. Life is complete.