Time to reread the pelican brief just in case.

Who knew that the best practices for doing a remote interview with a global news network were the same as for jacking off?

He see’s it and is saying “oh no, I can’t get up and deal with this because I have no pants on...”

Delete your cookies.

What’s the purpose of sorting anyways? I thought the whole point of legos was that it combined ‘go fish’ with building shit?

FYI - looks pretty but sorting by color is not very helpful. Best sort by shape. You can then easily see the color you want in the shape you need. Hard to find the shape you need within a pile of different shaped pieces that are all the same color.

Move to the right, and stop trying to justify your flaccid, passive-aggressive need to be the unofficial traffic cop who clogs up the left lane in a pathetic attempt to force others to abide by your interpretation of the rules of the road.

Nah he’s far more useful than god.

There there, everything is fine. We kicked the Muslims off the plane.

Can’t believe I have to explain this... but that’s not how movies work.

There there little sheep, you're safe.

“The ultimate aim isn’t just to disrupt communications—although that’s a goal: it’s to imitate ISIS commanders, and in turn walk ISIS ground troops into a trap, where they’re vulnerable to air or ground attack.”

Really cool idea to explore but completely the wrong direction of where we are trying to go with phones. Why would we want to ad another part to our device that wouldn’t allow us to do anything new, just have the option to do things we can differently?

It still amazes me how many people don't understand the concept of free speech. You're a moron.

Cat needs to check him/herself, you’ve been watching that thing prance around naked for ages.

Can we not conflate “keeping our cool cause we’re not actually interested in starting the next world war” with some derogatory term for female genitalia? Or are you using the term in a pro-woman way, like “man those guys were real class act pussies, wasn’t it stoic how they kept their heads in the face of that shitty…

While it seems we both agree that keeping captive Orcas is not good, your statement that you can learn nothing studying an animal in captivity is so far off-base that I needed to comment.

Haha well played. As a snake owner/occasional breeder I felt like I should comment, since a vast majority of people know next to nothing about snakes and their needs. However you’re right, this is the internet, I should tailor my responses as such.