wow! it puts the speed in perspective when you say it that way!

That is believable my 1000 HP boat gets 10 gallons to the mile at wide open throttle. I could burn the 120 gallons in around 5 or 6 hours if I wanted to be an idiot. 

merkinfiber has to be stronger and lighter than carbon fiber

yep, I call my boat a place in the lake to throw all your money into.

so are corvettes, hellcats, Cts-v, and many more with much nicer wheels. 

I have tried ice cream so many times in my life and I don’t get why it is so popular. I wonder every time I see a line at an ice cream place, why would someone want to gain weight eating something that just isn’t good!

sounds like my wife and I, we laugh at each other anytime one gets hurt. She was carrying the laundry down the stairs while I was down stairs watching tv, she slipped on the sheet she was dangling and tumbled all the way down to the bottom, I laughed so hard my stomach hurt, she was slightly hurt, but she was laughing…

dodge magnum someone spruced up at Autozone!

I just ran a lease on a $104,000 Cadillac CTS-V $0 down 36 month lease $875 per month, ATS-V with sticker of $65,000 would be $650 with 0 down 36 month lease.

Wow that could not have been right, The Malibu premier with every option which is the Fusions direct competitor lease would be $375 per month, if you went down to mid level which sound like what she was getting priced I can get those to mid $200's

Wow I was leasing people Corvettes all summer for $650 with 0 down. My Camaro SS with all options and manual was $450 with 0 down. 

yes the 8.2 bluewater racing engines. I have come the next day after parking the boat about 11pm and the engine compartment was still warm!

These are twin 500 HP merc cruisers, They stay warm for quite a while. 

When I bought my boat I told the owner I wanted to see it cold started after 48 hours of not running. I made him open the engine compartment and felt the exhaust to make sure. 

He would be better than Kaepernick!

Please someone take Kaepernick so I can stop reading that he is a viable QB. He has not played in almost 3 years he will suck but no one wants to admit it!

I am so excited to read a blog in 2028 of some whack off suggesting Kaepernick is a viable option! At how many years not playing does one have to go to not be suggested as a possible replacement? 

In Lake st. clair Michigan there is a party spot for boaters called muskamoot bay, there are several pizza boats that will bring pizza and wings right to your boat.

twin 500 hp mercs in my fountain burn 10 gallons per mile at wide open throttle!

My Wife and I went to a club in Detroit, I tipped big at the beginning to let him know I would take care of him. This turned into long pours all night which I appreciated, but turned into him bringing my wife and I drinks he was experimenting with to try out, and let him know how they tasted. let’s just say I was…