This headline is false, Vagina ages like bread not wine! The shelf life is actually 18 to 28 then things go sideways fast. 

Is this the most accurate pass Cutler has ever thrown?

My dad had one of the 454SS Chevy trucks before they added the overdrive the following year. I think top speed was 85 or 90MPH and the noise it made at 70MPH was almost unbearable! He let me take it to prom when I was 18, and it would surely smoke the tires.

Having kids is no different than having Aids. they are both expensive, they are constant reminders of the mistakes you made, once you have them you can never get rid of them, and you can only date other people with them!

counter point 2 I stayed a week at one of Chicagos nicest hotels gave them my info and was never charged!

I can’t think of any scenario where I would ever have three kids that young, as I would have eaten a bullet after the first. I am anxious just thinking about the horror of the screaming and noise!   

easy to get around that, just don’t ever answer one of those calls from the collector and in 5 to 7 years(depending on your states rules) comes off your credit and you are as good as never having credit.

went to get in my normal height truck yesterday at the gas station pulled a muscle in my side, people at the station thought I was shot by a sniper as I buckled, holding my side, and that was on 8 hours sleep. 

When my wife and I moved to Oklahoma we moved in with her mom, and her black Husband, I can vouch for him only watching black movies, and an unhealty obsession with Martin re-runs.

serious question, I have never had a facebook, twitter, or instagram page would you guys think I just deleted my accounts to not incriminate myself?

Top left corner looks like a walking thumb.

Nascar has grill openings the size of a sheet of paper, and have to do 200 MPH for hours in the summer so I can’t believe these trucks need grills this big.

did they fall out of her pants or just thought it would be cute to shit on the floor? 

How can this many people be spraying shit? I have had liquid shit maybe 3 or 4 times in 42 years from sickness/food poisoning. I would have to assume these people have ass cancer right? 

That was probably a dumb ass kid they seem to like to piss everywhere!

Maybe he succumbed to the ass cancer! I mean how can you have spray shits everyday and not have a major intestinal problem. I am 42 and not one time in my life have I sprayed shit onto the back of the toilet. 

My favorite line from PETA was no other animal on earth drinks another animals milk. I called BS on that quick as my dog loves milk, as have cats I have seen drinking cows milk.

I get pissed when 7-11 does their free slurpee day, It never fails I go to pull in and no where to park, people standing in line. How is your time not worth more than .50? same with jimmy johns, drove by and they were giving away about a 3 inch sub, you would have thought they were giving away diamonds by the handful b…

I have had people that come to my house and ask why would you ever want speakers that big when they make them so small now. I always go to what my dad said about car engines, there is no replacement for displacement! This is very true with speakers. you can’t get true bass or mids out of tiny speakers. Then I turn on…

That is quite the false equivalency, you know for sure the computer or phone you typed your message on is using people to build that device in terrible working conditions, and paying them enough just to get back to work to build more. Your clothes, electronics and shoes are the same way. But that would inconvenience…