I don't know who French Montana is so my brain pictured French Stewart

dear god people, I walk around barefoot in an South African street sometimes, millions do on other continents, you know? It's not that scary or shocking.

Her form with the bow just kills me though...

His John Mayer annoys me just as much as regular John Mayer. Which means it's perfect. Bravo.

Somewhere, Stephen breathes a sigh of relief.

Refuse to explain what that big can in your small night-out purse is, keep him guessing!

*giggles* She wants the vitamin D. *giggles* In her Vagina. *giggles*

I'm sure she doesn't have any trouble getting D when she wants it?

"laybiaing out"

It's kind of like coming in to post about being thin shamed on a fat shaming post... It's not a competition just a different topic.

Did you read the article? It's about small breasts, not breasts in general or large breast issues.

The good news is, now a bunch of dudes are going to show and state their boob preferences. If you are lucky, maybe they'll like your boobs. Then your life will be complete and the conversation be over. Can't wait.

I've never seen this before, and that's the only thing that really matters.

Even that font seems fucking racist.

A big hoo-hah when I was in grammar school (early 1950s) was something called Lik-M-Aid ... a little packet of sugary crap that you ate by licking your fingers and sticking them in the powder or pouring the powder directly into your mouth, although you'd risk choking to death if you weren't careful. (Boys were always…

Please tell me I'm not the only kid who was obsessed with this:

Wait but seriously- what about these:

ahh you silly late gen milenials you think THAT was crazy crap LOL

Be careful... when you talk shit about Capri Sun, Capri Sun might talk shit right back.

Breakfast foods, ranked: