Vets do and should say this, but this is largely because they are afraid irresponsible pet owners will end up with unwanted puppies, or the dog will get lost and contribute to the unspayed stray dog population. However, there is a lot of research that suggests that it can be healthier to wait until female dogs have…

Well, here's someone who definitely didn't get the joke.

I don't know what makes her more naive, that she didn't suspect him of cheating or that she actually expects him to read that entire letter.

Hah. I think only a handful of people got my joke, which makes it even funnier.

My scifi inclination is telling me that those anti-vaccer's have allowed the polio virus to incubate and mutate in humans, such that the efficacy of the old vaccine is diminished.

I totally didn't make that mental leap to big tits, and was horrified by what bug tits could mean. I'm so embarrassed, especially as it doesn't require so much a mental leap as a slight mental side step.

Actually, I think that's misspelled GAME OF THRONES porn...

You do realize they have Popeye's in NY, yes???

You appear to have missed the point of Special Effects.

That's because the Oscars are an industry pissing contest. If this was about movies people loved in 2013, Pacific Rim would have been FUCKING NOMINATED FOR SOMETHING.

Check Your: Boots

I miss the good old days of VH1 reality shows. Couldn't they find some washed up celebrity and get a flock of people to fight for their affections through a series of challenges. It sounds a lot more entertaining then naked people having awkward first dates.

Book needs more titles imo.

I LOVE IT ALL. ROCKET.

That's exactly what I thought! In fact, I was under the impression it was the Rescuers until I read your comment and then went back to check. Holy crap that movie was vicious! To this day I can do an excellent impression of Medusa: You'll go down there, and FIND that DIAMOND, or you'll NEVER SEE YOUR PRECIOUS…

I want them to remake it so that they can do a Fantastic 4-Avengers cross over movie because Old Johnny Storm (Chris Evans) playing Captain America against New Johnny Storm would amuse me greatly.

For those of us who are on Facebook and Twitter today who have also lost loved ones to heroin overdose regardless of however many people have died that way before them, seeing shit like this is not only totally retraumatizing, but trivializing, insulting, and deeply hurtful.

My brother wasn't stupid. His death wasn't…

They already made a movie about Tony Stark.

I can't ever get with the male-gazey pretend lesbian thing.