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"Oh I feel so sad," comes across poorly. But I understand the OP's sentiment. There are infinite reasons why violence happens. The OP cites her OCD as a catalyst. Reading through all the comments below this Dirtbag, I feel... like a dirtbag. I am abusive. I am a female. My boyfriend has somehow, for some reason, stuck

You've received those dick pics too?

When the recent news started breaking about Nigella Lawson, I mentally cast Jeanne Tripplehorn in the role in an inevitable Lifetime Original Movie.

Damnit, I've turned into one of those people who wants actors to get together because of the chemistry of their characters, but he's supposed to end up with Taissa Farmiga!

Imma let you finish Callie but Nigella should be played by Rachel Weisz

It's "five candles bright"

Why not just swallow a giant wad of chewing gum? My mother has always insisted that it takes at least seven years to digest, and "DON'T YOU DARE PLAY IN THE PARLOR, I JUST VACUUMED!"

/humblebrag on

Only two games have ever made me feel close to crying: Super Paper Mario and Zelda: Twilight Princess.

OK. Everyone please proceed to make your own "iPAD" jokes here, because I'm sure as hell not doing it.

Just imagine replacing "duck" with "dingleberry." From the "meet the cast" section on the A&E website:

Return disbatch: Intentions do not equal accomplishments.

Some rednecks are just good hearted people born into deep poverty in remote rural areas with little or no access to decent education, basic dental care, or anything like diversity or broad-minded thinking. ....

Her hands are too "veiny"? What's the solution to that? Stop having veins?

It used to be that staggering, slow walking, zig-zagging pedestrians were primarily befouling the sidewalks only after happy hours and weekend evenings (mostly). Now, I can't even walk up the stairs from the subway — where no service is available, btw — without being behind someone so engrossed in Candy Crush or

Would people stop referring to Romeo and Juliet as a romance?

Holding in shit can cause problems as well, but I don't shit in my seat!

If you're on a plane, do NOT talk to me. I will shut you the fuck down. I don't want to hear about your family. I don't want to hear about jesus. I don't want to hear about your boring-ass job in Boring Ass, America.