....what is the point of that video? it's so creepy stalkerish man.

Interestingly, "vegetable" is a culinary term, not a botanical term. "Fruit" has a scientific definition; "vegetable" is defined by tradition. I actually think we need to restructure our understanding of plant-sourced foods, in any case.

Yes. And he's also...*lowers voice* A JEWISH.

The middle one doesn't look TOO different from your average tex-mex enchilada plate. I made my peace with the fact that Mexican-inspired cuisine, much of the time, isn't supposed to be visually pleasing.

Ah, Zahi Hawass. This dude has Kanye levels of self-importance. I can only imagine the ridiculous amount of shade being thrown by two people, each with their own photographer in tow, trying to be queen of Giza.

Drunken Prince Harry would have been more fun, I think. He could also have nailed that song, then hoisted Taylor's skirts in the cloakroom. A Grace Kelly fairytale for the 21st century.

Swift practically elbowed Jon Bon Jovi out of the way to get to the mike so she could give him the Stevie Nicks treatment. Off key, loud and proud!

I like that she created a new form of punctuation. Large period followed by two small periods. I'm dubbing it the emphatic ellipsis.

"What have you done to his eyes?! They're BROWN, not green!"

Maybe just take solace in the fact that there's no character in Star Wars named "Hans"?

Han's Danish twin brother, who was trapped in a round of Kringle.

It's amazing to me how people will say that global warming is the biggest disaster ever based on "conventional wisdom," but will sit there and call medicine a crock of shit using the same logic.

Cancer is a disease of chance and age. And viruses. And lots of things. All cancer is is cells mitosing out of control (in its most basic sense.) Whatever causes the transcription error leads to mitosing cells leads to tumors leads to death. Lots of things cause it, most of which are out of our control. Cancer…

They are tools, they are devices that have a particular function.

At Bed, Bath, and Bombardment.

I had anti-aircraft mortars as party favors at my wedding and we didn't have any problems.

I agree 100% with the op on this one. Guns are tools and are not meant to be played with. People like this give us professional gun owners bad names.

I have colitis and numerous food allergies, all which affect my GI tract, so my body 'cleanses' itself on a somewhat regular basis. No cayenne pepper needed here, y'all!

This is topic adjacent, but I am obsessed with Don't Trust The B In Apartment 23 now that it's on Netflix, largely in part to Mr. Van Der Beek (the Beek c'est chic) playing himself so wonderfully.