Your love of Alan Alda is as hilarious as it is unexpected.

One of the best movies ever written. "The swan ate my bayyyyyybeeeeee!"

I see your eiffel tower and raise you a statue of liberty.

Considering how bad she is at dealing with the issues of women of color, I would say that Miley Cyrus is already pretty good at feminism.

I glanced at the first line of your posting and thought, "Holy shit! Looking like someone from District 9 is a trend??? WTF???"

Those pauldrons are Space Marine approved.

I watch my diet 2/3 of the time specifically so that I can go nuts the other 1/3.

That's already a thing in the Netherlands.

Also Gillian Anderson recently dropped this wonderful bomb (during a Reddit AMA) about creepy, creepy Doug from her X-Files days:

In honor of little Dourtney, a video of my own Italian greyhound wearing shoes. Partly because yay Italian greyhounds, and mainly because I just feel like it:

This article better be from the cat's perspective.

It's whatever makes you feel bad about your own body.

I was just watching a documentary on the chimpanzee. I enjoyed watching the part where mumma chimpanzee put the placenta in a waterproof bag and then blogged about it. AHH NATURE.

No, civil you maybe, racist you are as well. A somemoreecard is just that a card. I didn't threaten to do anything to you. And, never would. But, you deserved the (figurative) butt hurt. It's all figurative. Adios.

Beyoncé did not base-jump; she did a bungee jump. One requires hundreds or even thousands of skydives, considerable skill, and intimate knowledge of the equipment you're using. The other requires impulse.

Dramatic recreation:

I browned out once.

OMG your comment is so meta!

OMG THAT MEANS THERE IS NEW HOPE FOR '50 SHADES OF BURT AND DOLLY'!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!! The universe is speaking to you, Hollywood film producers!! Listen and make art happen now!