Hey not fair, I didn’t detail the FaceTime call. That could have been a letter to Penthouse lol.

Yeah, even if there was blood there we’re talking like fourth cousins once removed. That coupled with the fact that we weren’t raised as cousins, makes me feel okay about it.

So on the topic of mating with relatives...I have a very attractive guy on my FB who I did not grow up with (we met once or twice max growing up) and who has always been referred to as my “cousin.” (Mind you,everyone on that side of the family is called “cousin”.) We were messaging a couple weeks ago and I was…

Right?! Never gets old for me. Buble is amazing in it.

Agreed! I could watch it 100 times.

Muahahaha

Hamm was in one of my fave SNL sketches ever.

Umm am I the only one who would rather make out with Adam Scott? Awesome, more for me. YUM.

Love this.

I think corndog below is onto something...I think they give off a vibe that I don’t give off. I’ve been single too fucking long so I don’t have it. 

Right? Where do they find all of these people who are like, so open to being in an actual relationship? Every man I meet says “I would LOVE to hang out, I’m just not really ready for anything more than fun right now.”

I’ve been single for like three years now. I have been on many dates. There have been a couple guys I had intense/crazy chemistry with, but who were recently out of marriages/not ready, I’ve had guys who were obsessively creepy, guys who “adore” me but btw they’re also married, and I’ve had a few just straight duds.…

I’m always side-eyeing those people but also wondering how they meet someone they like that much so quickly. I’ve just sworn off online dating for the 100th time because I’m apparently compatible with NO ONE lol.

Highly doubt this was against her will. She seems to do whatever the fuck she wants. Like when she stole my $12 and two hours of my life watching the abysmal “Mother.”

My elementary school boys have these drills and they stress them the FUCK OUT. They come home and ask me “Could that really happen for real, mom?” WTF am I supposed to say.

Bless those bridesmaid dresses’ hearts.

Damn, I just turned 36. WTF. lol

Maybe boring to a 25-year-old. At 36, SEND ME AN AIDAN NOW.

Saw it. SO scary. Like scarier than anything I’d seen in awhile.

I’ve come to the conclusion that we’re not getting anywhere with gun laws and we have to install metal detectors. I read recently about how mental health care wouldn’t necessarily prevent the typical mass shooter from doing this because the personality type that would do this would refuse treatment and sees themselves…