Nancy, Queen of Shades.

YOU ARE ME (see my post somewhere in this thread)

This is a mistaken libation story.

There is a momentum of progressive movements — both grassroots and national — happening due precisely to Trump. If we can manage universal health care; a living wage; and a greater safety net for all Americans, I am (at this point in time) prepared to say that it was mostly worth it.

I ate bleach.

My first pissing contest, and I should probably not be proud that this is the category I can finally toss my hat in. I am convinced I have an iron stomach. In high school I went to Brazil with my youth group and happily ate everything in sight while everyone else around me succumbed to a horrifying bout of…

That was freaking insanely hilarious.

I find more and more that I can’t think of where one would even begin to comment on any of this anymore. Many of you know that I’ve been around The Slot for a while now, throwing comments and assorted stuff in semi-regularly. But every single day that I check out the Barf Bag recently, I literally shake my head in…

Nancy burning Trump again.

Once took a turkey meatloaf out of the freezer, then cooked it before it was done thawing. The interesting part was where the salmonella kicked in while I was doing a jigsaw puzzle. To this day I’m not sure how a puzzle piece ended up in the toilet. The likely answer is it got caught in my hair before I ran to the…

While watching The Good Fight, I enjoyed a glass of this nice apple cider sake that I had forgotten needed to be stored in the fridge. I didn’t have a solid poop for a week.

When I was like 6-8 (all those years run together for me) I found what I thought was a leftover candy on the table. It was the babysitter’s birth control pill. In fairness to me it really did look like candy. 

Here is the other thing too. Why is it that nobody actually seems to give a shit about antisemitism except when it’s to shout down a black person or a public figure who suggests that maybe we shouldn’t spend so much money on Israel or maybe Israel should treat Palestinians like human beings?

To be honest, it was so that our predominantly black readership, who are generally familiar with News One, knew that I was including Jewish perspectives and outlets in this piece. Both outlets use the word “Jewish” in their taglines. With that in mind, it did not occur to me that it would be offensive to identify them…

Thank you. That was my intent.

Found him!

According to Newt Gingrich, the revolts will happen when the airports shut down. No travel, no movement of goods, no tourist dollars. I don’t agree with him that the Dems will fold. I think the rat bastards in the Senate will break rank with McConnell and a bipartisan group of senators will pass some version of the…

Can Rep. Underwood get some shine too please?

Blaming Trump isn’t a winning hand, because his base doesn’t care.