Not necessarily, just a bunch of people that don’t think infants should be allowed literally everywhere.

As much money as some people pay for weddings, I would not be surprised to see some kind of arrangement to provide babysitting at the wedding.

Adults that don’t want kids around when they are socializing are 100% more safe than adults who want to socialize with kids.

I myself do not hate children, but I don’t enjoy spending time around ill-behaved brats.  Or their spawn.

I’m a parent of two and our local pub did this too. We went in before and left before 5 or ordered takeout, super hard stuff. How late are staying out having a drink with a newborn anyway?

Sam is so important and influential that he was alerted to this new policy by a fucking sign on the door.

I’m the proud new parent of a bouncing baby boy. I’m also a longtime fan of a craft beer gastropub in my neighborhood.

Methink the lady (or entitled Dad) doth protest too much.

He’ll now just be doing a lot more of that drinking at Applebee’s spitefully, instead of his favorite gastro-pub.

Aw. I hear you. ;)

Not only that, but this part:

The level of entitlement of this guy is so damn high.

Thats right Sam, many of us want places where we don’t have to deal with someone elses kids. Its not just this bar. We’d also like you to refrain from bringing Sam Jr to:

Well, well... mummy and dada want their favorite beers at the gastropub and they want to bring their squirming sack of germs and bodily fluids with them. By God, this is AMERICA and they have every right to drive home drunk with that infant after tormenting good citizens of the big city who, inexplicably, don’t love…

Yes, you, a single person who went to this place occasionally put this place on the map, all by yourself, because your level of influence is just that monumental. Also you’re right, they’re rejecting your child specifically - it is a slap in the face to you! Also, you and your child are the most important people in…

*Small violin plays for man who chose not to use a condom*

And now it’s MY favorite restaurant

Don’t you wish you could have one of your embarrassing childhood moments brought back with slow motion replay, with everyone in the world who wanted a copy able to have one?

Can we add videos especially to #3? I’m sick of seeing “funny kid videos” where the child is crying and the parents are laughing behind the camera? I get that in a few cases they’re crying for a really bizarre reason, but most of the time I’m just thinking of the lesson the kid is learning. 

But what’s the POINT of bringing a whole new life into this world if it doesn’t enhance my brand???