That’s what that actress normally looks like... when she’s wearing THAT hairpiece, having had her make-up done by THAT make-up artist, wearing the SAME wardrobe, being directed to pose in the SAME way...

Listen buddy, I saw a copy of Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney on the shelf at a game shop years ago. I didn’t buy it but let me tell you, looking at the cover picture taught me a lot about the legals and the briefs, so I think I’m qualified to say that this is a clear-cut win for the claim-man against the bad-team, for a…

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It would be one thing if they were just visually similar.

The first sentence of that statement was so full of buzzy jargon BS my brain melted and died a little....

Maybe they had to modify the structure of the save file in some way (though I can’t imagine why) and they either didn’t want to prioritize or weren’t able to prioritize a process in the Ultimate Edition that would convert the file from the old structure to the new structure.

You know what? This is fine. This is appropriate. Selling the movie rights for an unwritten book about an event currently in progress. Yessir, this is the natural follow-up to the display of capitalism we’re currently witnessing.

“Suddenly, ALIENS ATTACKED!”

That’s how I feel about Souls games too. If I’m in the mood, I can play for hours. But often they’re just too intense for a relaxing evening session of gaming. I guess that’s both good and bad.

Being from these accursed states, I have not had (or do not remember having) nanaimo bars, but I have read about them (and I think someone did something in the first episode of the Canadian Bake Off with them) and have them high on my list to make for myself. They totally sound like a winner for my tastes. Like, how…

Finished Pyre last night—great game, great experience, in some ways I wish it was longer and certain aspects were deeper, but I’m probably wrong—and have been mixing in a little THPS1+2 solo tour progress as warm ups and cool downs. I’ll make some more progress in an Undertale replay this weekend for sure, but I’m…

I tried to beat them at their own game with regular arrows, but they are very good at what they do.

The problem with any other solution beyond just running screaming at them and meleeing is, I am light on most items and ammo right now, and I don’t really wanna backtrack all the way out of Anor Londo to buy stuff. But…

Back of the box quote, for sure.

“I know what I need to do, I just can’t do it.”

I just got through pitching a perfect game in Super Mega Baseball 3, with my 4th starter no less! Take a bow, Neil McCarran!

It’s compounded because you have to get past a bunch of annoying enemies to even get to them. Eeeevery time you die. It’s just... ugh. Oh well.

Specifically the two giant knights at the top of the stairs are just the worst. They don’t behave like the previous ones did and they don’t even seem to behave the same way…

I fired up Dark Souls 3 last weekend briefly. I wanted to compare it directly to the first game since I’m neck deep in that. When I started the game the first time, when it came out, I remember that stupid first boss killing me a billion times before I was finally able to progress. This time, I beat him on the second…

Due to the anxiety of everything in the world, I’ve had an incredibly hard time sticking to one game long enough to finish it, leading my ‘currently playing’ list to become enormous over the past year. I’ve made a conscious effort to be better about that, so I’m prioritizing a couple of short-ish games that I’ve been…

I’m going to try finishing Sekiro. I’m at the last boss. So far, each main boss in the game has taken me between 1 and 3 hours to beat. Isshin may take me a bit longer, though... Wish me luck.

Now that AC Valhalla is done, it’s time to get back to Yakuza: Like a Dragon. This is the first Yakuza game I’ve played, and I really enjoy it. I feel like not enough has been talked about how this game treats homelessness. I really love how these characters are seen, and the pretty real world things they have do to…