Here is every game of Catan ever played “FUCK! FUCKING...WHAT THE FUCK!?!? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?!?! FUCK NO!!! DON’T YOU DARE PUT THAT FUCKING ROBBER ON MY [resource]!! YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE THIS [relationship] IS OVER!!!”

When is someone just going to start building these things commercially!? I’m not trying to screw around and DIY one, but I’d buy one in a heartbeat!