AWESOME! Have fun!

Due to the overwhelmingly positive response to this post, here's a picture of us:

Uhhhh...I feel ya. Not only am I hopelessly gameless but I can't tell if people like/want me. My ex had to literally spell it out for me. Social cues are hard!

I had a bartender crush once. He looked like a young Clive Owen. My technique consisted mainly of going in and being very polite and reading books and tipping well. It did not work.

One time I asked this girl I knew to the senior prom.

What your best friend did sounds like negging. Is that why guys think shit like that works on girls? Because it works on guys?

*awkwardly fistbumps back a split second too late*

On my fathers 50th birthday we threw him a surprise party. All eight of my siblings made the trip to be there and one of my younger brothers brought his then girlfriend and her cousin tagged along. I immediately noticed her gracefulness but at the time was going through the realization that I had failed at my chosen…

Oh man. This went from awesome to goddamn disaster really fast.

It was "panties." Trust.

I have no game

Smiling, trying to hide that I'm sweating nervously, then leaving.

Once, I went over to this guy's house and brought beer because he wasn't 21 yet and a DVD of 28 Days Later and we sat on couches across the room from each other and I just thought at him real hard to make a move. Eventually, he was like "Hey, um, are you trying to have sex with me?" and I was like "WHAT IF I AM."

WHY THE FUCK DO NONE OF THOSE PEOPLE KNOW HOW TO CLOSE A DOOR ALL THE WAY?!

Good plan. Zombies can't get in without a card.

She reminds me of a cocker spaniel

"Mo'Nique's "attitude"

COOL STORY BRO.

slow clap for julianne moore.