Is there a foreign exchange program we could use for this? I’m fairly certain Kim Jong Un would much rather be here; and I know Il Douche would much rather be in charge of a full-on authoritarian state. This could work out well for MANY, MANY people.

The entire time the election was raging on, I simply kept saying “I don’t think Trump actually understands how the government works.”

I mean, if Obama wants to move in with him and continuing tutoring him for the entire duration of the presidency, I don’t see anything wrong with that. Further, if the dude is so easily influenced by whoever is standing nearest to him, I will donate what little I have to a Kickstarter to assure that Obama is paid for…

We have literally never had anyone like this in the White House before. If he quit in 6 months because he was bored, I honestly don’t think I’d be that surprised. Everything about this presidency could be unprecedented.

Maybe they’ll give him incorrect codes.

As the leader of, overall, the most powerful nation in the world, surely President Obama has had to be polite to other white supremacists and various varieties of bigot before now.

In December, Mr. Obama’s team plans to hold the first of two war-gaming exercises to prepare Mr. Trump and his staff for a potential national security crisis.

You know how you do an icebreaker before a speech or really big meeting?

I, for one, cannot wait to blame literally anything bad that happens on Trump. Also, god help him should he ever try to take a vacation. Obama had his feet held to the flames every single time he dared to spend so much as a day doing something he enjoyed, so why not return the favor? If we can’t stop a Trump…

He’s gonna quit. He’s gonna do one thing (build his wall/fence/paper privacy screen on the border or whatever), declare that he made America great again and fuck off back to Trump Tower where he won’t have to listen to anyone he doesn’t want to and can die knowing he was president.

I imagine Obama has too much integrity and grace to say, “Fuck it. You wanted this. You got it.” then drop a microphone and walk out. But it’s got to be soul crushing to be training the man-baby who is going to sit back and watch as Republicans destroy everything he’s done.

For example, Trump had no idea he would have to hire a new White House staff once Obama’s term ends, and “appeared nervous and uncharacteristically subdued” after the meeting ended.

HiThis is going to be quite a mess, I fear. My anxiety disorder is only ratcheting up with each story I read, rather than calming down.

I fucking love how he doesn’t want to live in the White House full time. What does he want to do? Work on all his side gigs? lol.

I especially liked the part where he said he was *surprised* about the amount of respect the US had in the world after the world leaders called to congratulate him.

I mean, are we really surprised? The guy still wants to have rallies because they make him feel good. Instead of being in the White House, he wants to govern from Trump Tower.

Funny how Drumpf himself drew an analogy to Brexit before he won the election. Did he not watch Boris Johnson and Michael Gove’s press conference after they won the referendum? Did he not see their unhappiness and the overall look of ‘f*****ck... f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck!’ on their faces? Had no one in his entourage told…

He’s had 2 years. That’s why I’m hoping the judge in the lawsuit smacks him down for wanting to delay until after the inauguration, claiming he is too busy transitioning. If they do, he’ll complain he’s too busy being president. Asking him, he’ll always be too busy to show up.

At his point Kin Jung-Un is more qualified to be US president than Trump.

He will do the usual Trumpish move of dumping the entire mess in Pence’s lap, and blaming him when it doesn’t work