Dominic.

Like, a small racist. Not a little bit racist.

I thought it was attached to his codpiece.

How so? She looked completely professional at both debates.

Silly, it’s because he’s actually just three oompa-loompas piled on top of one enother. And the top one is a little racist.

He’s the guy that bargains down a $10,000 dollar suit by telling them he will forgo the tailoring.

He wears BROINI, the Chinese knock-off that his cheapskate sons brought with them as a present from a flea market in Nairobi when they returned from their Kenyan trophy hunting trip.

Yeah I think that’s part of the branding actually.

If my husband can afford nice, 3 piece suits (hey, Men’s Warehouse, buy 1 get 1, we love you!) and have them tailored to fit properly, then surely Trump can. As with everything, he just doesn’t care what anyone thinks or suggests. He’s right, they are wrong, reality be damned.

Any time there is talk of suiting and a man of size, I instantly think of this look by Nick Frost. HE OWNS IT. Looks sharp without drowning in fabric or trying to hide. I know the stripe is not everyone’s cup of tea, but the overall tailoring and styling is fab. He just looks like a guy you want to know, right?!

True, but he’s always been a hot mess...even when I assume he thought he was sharp as hell.

If the belt loops are there, they’re for a belt. What he’s saying is, “when you get your suits made,” because that’s the part of the business he’s in, “don’t get them with belt loops.” Then you can either wear them with braces or just nothing at all - which I don’t think would be an option for Trump, because it’d be…

I thought he was purposely wearing those tacky suits because looking too polished would turn off the deplorables. No snark.

He’s the guy that buys a $10,000 suit and doesn’t realise that at that price, the tailoring is included.

There’s also the depressing number of politicians who wear ill-fitting suits specifically to look like outsiders or average joes. Ted Cruz is an example of this.

He is cheap. Even when he buys something expensive, he does it in the cheapest way possible. He’s buying expensive suits off the rack to be flashy, but he’s too cheap to have it tailored properly.

> We’d be more than happy to help Mr. Trump dress better—because at the end of the day, we all have to look at him.

Even his suits don’t want to have to touch him.

The federal government currently guarantees twelve weeks of unpaid maternity leave

Again, just want to point out that Bush was married with three daughters when this tape was made. Seriously.