srsly. i was expecting some president snow in the capitol hunger games shit. this is a big fat nothing.

YAWN.

It’s really... nothing. It’s not as intense as her public persona but it’s not radically different. She’s catering to her audience without fundamentally changing who she is. I don’t get why she was so against publicizing these except then she couldn’t use them again.

I mean, if these are the the worst they’ve got...this is...not that big a deal? I dunno; I know my fellow millennials REALLY hate that she is like vaguely moderate on certain shit (sigh, but I’m not gonna get into that rn) but after today’s pussy-gate is this really gonna matter? The choices are a qualified candidate…

How anticlimactic.

Huh. I legitimately expected them to be worse than that.

There is a thing called an alkove which is basically a bed in a closet. They were common before central heating was a thing. Your body heat is enough to keep it warm.

From the parents in my life who did some sort of sleep training vs those who didn’t, it seems to be a duration of difficulty thing. Creating a sleep system not reliant on the parents required a substantial amount of emotional difficulty for a short period of time. The others are going through medium (to a lot) amount…

A seven year old understands the concept of abandonment... but a seven year old also knows YOU ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DOOR AND DID NOT ABANDON THEM.

Sleep training is such a bear, I know. But seriously, you either suffer early or you suffer later.

Yeah, I do not want to get judgey, but this feels like the exact example of why a parent would want to sleep train their kid whole said kid is still a little bean.

I want women to have an equal opportunity to succeed as men of equal talent, but they also have equal opportunity to fail as men of equal (lack of) talent).

I’m assuming that is a part of why doctors et al want these issues to be addressed earlier rather than later.

Like I told my friend earlier when he sent this article to me, you know how to fix that mess you made? Invite a friend over for a sleepover and see how embarrassed your kid is to want to have her sleepover in her parents’ room. That will end that shit REAL fast.

Holy shit. I’m not a parent so I’m wholly unqualified to comment with advice, but... I remember being six. I have clear memories of first grade. I can’t imagine remembering something like that.

Bruno’s found his sound and he’s not going to leave it alone. The funk beats are perfect for him actually. The song is a nice jam. Nothing revolutionary for him, but it’s fun. Can’t ask for more.

She could be Ravenclaw too...

I still can’t get over that thing with the White House Garden - talk about a classic, perfect shade moment. As someone else pointed out, even if that Cheeto-dusted potato bug gets in after her, she made a point of remodeling the garden three (3) months before moving out so it would be extraordinarily hard for anyone…

No picture could shrivel, tighten, and dry up a vagina more than that.

Come on, what’s more believable: that they were moved and the paperwork lost, or that someone stole the bodies to use in a creepy marionette show? Or that they have risen again as unholy zombies, set to devour the flesh of the living? I think the answer is obvious.