And Syria’s issues with ISIS aren’t like, say, Chicago’s issues with gang violence, where you have your “safe” zones and so long as you avoid certain areas, you’ll never have to really worry about it. ISIS runs more than half the country, are very active in the remainder and would LOVE to take a star actress from the…

This take is scorching hot. My eyebrows singed off from reading it. 

lol right? Of all the things you can be upset at Brad about, I don’t think that this is one of them.

You’re trolling right? You’re not seriously describing sending children to a warzone to “enhancing their worldview?”

Not wanting your kids in a war zone is a legit complaint.

I’m all for expanding a kid’s worldview, but Syria is a literal active war zone. If i were in Pitt’s situation, I’d voice some very definite concerns about putting my children in harm’s way as well. We’re not talking about falling off a bike, nobody disputes that people are getting killed regularly and with great…

I dunno, the “maybe don’t take our children into a war zone where even UN convoys are bombed” is not that bad a tack . . .

I’d have a hard time taking my kids to an actively war ravaged place like Syria. I see his point. As an adult she can go where she wants - her person, her decision, but he does have equal say in where the kids go, no?

Is this how the British get their stiff upper lips? Naked knees getting constantly bruised and scraped and cold all childhood long? And their nannies won’t let them cry?

Wait till he finds out his mother is a peasant, too. It’ll be the tower for her, for sure.

And this, “Prince George, along with his handlers, Prince William and Kate Middleton.” Quality.

It really is strange how their family are like 1940s cosplayers. What do they even dress them in? Is this going to last throughout their entire childhood?

Will happily send Trump your way!

Kate is in heels and a dress, carting around a tiny human. How does she BEND that gracefully? Do your knees and core muscles become magic when you’re Royalty?

You know what else was on point? This:

“Utterly Blue Blood Prince George” is currently my favorite running joke.

Kate’s outfit is divine. She looks absolutely gorgeous.

Yes! You’ve caught me! Now I’ll have to have Soapsassins sent after you to protect The Conspiracy!

I would love, love, love to see you do a shade court entirely dedicated to Obama’s final UN speech. It was like a shade buffet. It was heavenly.

Judge Brown: