If you watch football instead of a presidential debate, you are part of the problem.

Pretending I am a dispassionate anthropologist, here to study the strange ways of the natives, helps retain my sanity.

Texas conservatives and mac-using liberals. Your family is really on the nose.

THANK YOU. I am currently stuck in Texas with my Trump-supporting family, and I can’t bear the thought of sitting in front of the one TV in the house, listening to the three of them cheer Trump and bash Clinton.

And Syria’s issues with ISIS aren’t like, say, Chicago’s issues with gang violence, where you have your “safe” zones and so long as you avoid certain areas, you’ll never have to really worry about it. ISIS runs more than half the country, are very active in the remainder and would LOVE to take a star actress from the…

This take is scorching hot. My eyebrows singed off from reading it. 

lol right? Of all the things you can be upset at Brad about, I don’t think that this is one of them.

You’re trolling right? You’re not seriously describing sending children to a warzone to “enhancing their worldview?”

Not wanting your kids in a war zone is a legit complaint.

I’m all for expanding a kid’s worldview, but Syria is a literal active war zone. If i were in Pitt’s situation, I’d voice some very definite concerns about putting my children in harm’s way as well. We’re not talking about falling off a bike, nobody disputes that people are getting killed regularly and with great…

I dunno, the “maybe don’t take our children into a war zone where even UN convoys are bombed” is not that bad a tack . . .

I’d have a hard time taking my kids to an actively war ravaged place like Syria. I see his point. As an adult she can go where she wants - her person, her decision, but he does have equal say in where the kids go, no?

So after everything that’s happened and so much constant, unending, cannot-unsee-it news for the last 12 months, you’re really still on the fence?

Mitt Romney was pushing a flat-out lie about a videotaped press conference Obama gave, and the moderator chimed in with “he did call it terrorism(in that video you watched and are lying about now)“ so now Republicans are opposed to fact checking because it almost always makes them look like an ass. I guess they want…

It’s the summer of 1972. A young law student takes a job working for a prominent civil rights activist. She travels to the deep south, dangerously working to expose schools’ discrimination of black students.

Is this how the British get their stiff upper lips? Naked knees getting constantly bruised and scraped and cold all childhood long? And their nannies won’t let them cry?

Wait till he finds out his mother is a peasant, too. It’ll be the tower for her, for sure.

And this, “Prince George, along with his handlers, Prince William and Kate Middleton.” Quality.

It really is strange how their family are like 1940s cosplayers. What do they even dress them in? Is this going to last throughout their entire childhood?

You know what else was on point? This: