Fassbender has a good filmography and no posh background. No sir!

BC gets major points from me for marrying a not famous woman his own age instead of choosing someone more Hollywood appropriate.

I can’t stand anything I’ve seen with Redmayne. There is no joy or electricity in what he does, it is all obvious Oscar bait and I can’t fucking stand it. The same criticism can be made of a good 2/3 of Nicole Kidman’s career, and I actually like Kidman a lot. I'm hoping he doesn't ruin Magical Beasts.

He’s the worst of all three.

I’d buy that explanation if they didn't put themselves in front of photographers every 5 seconds.

I want him to lose because Courtney B. Vance should win.

I want Hiddleston to lose because Taylor’s lyrical blind item will be that much better if he does. Then when she calls it “Loser” or “My Emmy Nominated Ex” it’ll be an extra kick in the teeth.

Makes perfect sense. He wants to bang his mother just like Trump wants to bang his daughter.

I would not guess she’s the same age as Eric Trump. She’s super-rich and she’s had work done, but she looks like an evil clown that’d be too over the top to be cast as the villain on a CW show.

Pretty much sums up Trump’s campaign.

Oddly enough, she looks strikingly similar to Trump campaign manager, Kellyanne Conway.

I’m surprised Lara isn’t required to wear Ivana’s signature updo at all times.

I’m shocked he’s married to a woman who looks like his mother. Just utterly shocked.

I love that. “These are boys dresses.” Can't argue with that.

“Because fuck all ya’ll, that’s why.”

I used to think this mentality was generational (I know. Silly me, right?) until I had a couple of old friends I hadn’t seen in years over to the house one night. Grilling, beer, deep conversations about old school video games. You know, the usual. Aaaanyway, the kids were playing in the living room when one of my…

Last year I had pieces of cloth and clothespins in my kindergarten classroom that the kids would make outfits out of. One day at sharing time two little boys proudly stood in front of the class to show off the dresses they had made.

We might just... earlier this year, I was at a wedding and my daughter spent most of the reception playing with a little boy wearing a My Little Pony dress. She didn’t think anything of it and they bonded over My Little Pony.

“When I was 12, my feet were so small I wore my sisters’ glitter shoes. My dad would whoop me: ‘You’re not going to school now, you’ll embarrass us!’”

That is a fucking fantastic dress, and he is SLAYING.