I am confused. Donald Trump leaves his son home for very long stretches with a former nude model from a former Soviet bloc country, but when Huma Abedin leaves her son home with a man who just sends photos of his tumescent underwear, it’s a national security threat?

My mom was the only working mother in my group of friends and I complained once about how so-and-so’s mom was always around when we were playing and why couldn’t my mom be like that. She just explained that she was working, and she wished she could be there all the time. Now that I’m an adult I literally cringe…

Well, I know my sister-in-law posts on FB applauding my brother every time he so much as changes a diaper. I’m just like “Girl. He is a grown-ass man. He went to law school. He’s got a full-time job. He can take care of himself plus another human. Stop indulging his bullshit and make him pull his weight.”

I think “mostly mothers” is being very generous. If a father changes a diaper and vacuums once or twice a week he’s a god among men, deserving of limitless praise and blowjobs, and if a mother ever makes even a slightly bad judgment call, she’s Mommie fucking Dearest. The problem isn’t the expectations parents are…

Maybe some masked vigilante will choke him to unconsciousness with a handful of pretzels and leave him with his pants down so he can just wonder wtf happened.

I am going to go with option 2. Five bucks says he sexually assaults someone else within a year and a half.

If it barely worked to get affluenza boy back in prison, I’m sadly not terribly hopeful it will work here (though the bad press that the sentencing judge got may convince any judge who handles the probation violation to throw the book at Brock).

Oh god I hope it gets crashed. I hope he gets punched on the sidewalk, gets bedbugs at the hotel, is selected for an enhanced pat down at the airport, is seated next to a loud talker on the plane, that their welcome home BBQ gets crashed by survivors and their loved ones, and that his steak gives him some sort of rare…

While his victim is probably struggling to get her life together and feeling unsafe knowing that he is out.

I am actually having a glass of wine right now. The person who assaulted me when i was 14 texted me on Saturday wanting to hookup. I’m still sick about it, but stick by my decision to not go to the cops. My case would have looked a lot messier than the Brock Turner one, and we’re all reading just how stiff the…

But he lost all taste for steak and all good things after he was accused of raping someone raped someone! His life is over now and will be so so hard...

All that does is remind me of how that little shit tried to pass off raping a girl as an unfortunate side effect of drinking.

Well, I’m sure he learned his lesson!

well, it wasnt at all justice, but it sure as hell was swift.

... you know that even after that he’d just do it again though.

Not to be confused with Law & Order SUV, in which officers ticket vehicles that take up more than one parking space.

That poor, poor baby. Bad enough he’ll grow up in a world where his father famously humiliated his mother and where creepy pics of his dad’s erection are widely-viewed. That is traumatizing enough. But his infant self being in frame with his father’s tumescent dong? Not enough therapy in the world.

He could’ve been Mayor of New York. Very easily, in fact. But dick pics were more important. And now he’s lost an amazing woman, and his son’s life will be impacted forever. Because dick pics were more important.