She retweeted this:

Rape bread, made with dough soured by the tears of the marginalized.

The twin pillars of any solid prepatory school education: sexual assault and baking.

The Rev. Robert Thompson praised Michaella for accepting the arrangement, later writing, “You did a great service for Chudi, because you gave him an opportunity to express his regret and to take responsibility for what he had done.”

I’m not team “dude.” I’m team “drama.” When Hiddleswift is out there stunting hard, I love it. When Calvin gets petty and tweets up a storm, I love that.

I stand with you

Seriously tho, the whole Hiddleswift affair has somehow redeemed this douche nozzle a bit.

After careful consideration, and hour long (coughthreesecondscough) deliberation, I have come to the inevitable conclusion that I’m all:

“The good news, is you/we don’t have to report this to the police; there was no penetration” And there you have it, the worst sexual assault quote of the week.

Because she has a vagina...duh. I mean, what if she damaged his future?

The school really needs to rise to the occasion of facing these issues seriously. It’s the yeast they could do.

Jesus Christ something something loaves and fishes

Is this where crazy sandwich vagina lady gets her bread from?

No matter how you slice it.

As a person, she, of course, is entitled to feel however she feels and handle this in whatever way she wishes to handle this.

I’m usually a fan of restorative justice, but this just isn’t cutting it.

Um, it’s awesome that God forgives him.

It would be far more believable if she said “NO DRAMA. MORE MONEY! WEEEEEEEE.”

I miss Anne :(

I’m confused! I thought he had an affair with Savannah Guthrie? Does he get with all his lady co-hosts?? DANG, Son.