My response would be, “Oh, you’re wearing a suit” (or whatever the dude was wearing). Or maybe, “Oh, you’re wearing pants.”

My response would have been something along the lines of “Yes why aren’t you?” or “You should try it sometime.”

Yes! I Iike to raise one eyebrow and ever so slightly curl my lip while maintaining silent direct eye contact for four seconds. Works every time.

Reese missed a prime opportunity by not captioning that picture “#CloneClub”

Or, there’s always the old standby: “What the fuck is that supposed to mean?”

I had drinks with a old friend tonight. Hadn’t caught up in ages, so was showing the obligatory kid pics. Got the usual, “Wow, they look just like their Dad!” In desperation for pictorial validation, I showed him my high school graduation pic (that my Mom dug up a few weeks ago). I shit you not, he said, “Whoa, I…

Anna, loaded silences and hooded stares can speak volumes. Let the dillhole squirm and splutter his way out on his own.

Anna idk if it’s the appropriate response but my response would be “should I take it off?”

So confused by Reese’s tweet! My brain could not compute that it was two different people. It wanted to believe it was two side by side images of Young Reese and Slightly Less Young Reese.

Our kid sets up a perimeter, like with salt shakers, water glasses, candles.

When we first moved in together my boyfriend ate my leftover thai food while I was at work once.

Also, she called it right. This is his regular MO. The sneaky, intermittent cheapskate route, where he gets to sample everything without seeming like she’s buying him meals. She’s buying your food, bro. It’s okay. Thank her and be an adult about it.

Also, men who don’t realize how gendered food and food-sharing are. She’s a “pig” now. Fucking hell.

You can tell he’s constantly pulling this bait-and-switch nonsense and then blaming her for not reading his inconsistent mind. He’s not good in bed. This much is obvious.

The thing is, he wanted chicken, she bought him chicken, she asked if he wanted pizza, he said no, he nibbled hers, pretended he didn’t want any, and then ate the original fucking thing anyway when she bought herself a whole other slice. This fucking guy is too much work, he’s a goddamned liar, and he can fuck off…

Collins said in court papers she’s now remorseful for her actions.

The rent controlled apartments cost $2,000 a month! Ouch. The median household income is $80,090. I can’t imagine paying 2k in rent on $64k/yr.

I’ve always believed that Trump doesn’t really know what being president entails. He views the presidency as being CEO of the country, and that’s what he wants to be. The problem is that Trump is really, really bad at being a CEO.

I still think that Eric is a Trump in name only and is actually Gary Busey’s bastard.

He also noted, in a calmer tone, that the clip used by the Clinton campaign made him look thin. “The swing,” he added, “actually looked good.”