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If someone cut my hair while I was sleeping, they’d be in for a world of shit. I’d probably destroy all of their belongings.

Kindly name one fucking law Obama passed that would take our guns away.

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That corn flakes and Graham crackers were invented to prevent masturbation is one of my favorite fun facts. But I had no clue that Kellogg was that twisted. It’s much less light-hearted now.

Well, off to buy Post and General Mills for the rest of my life.

Question from a “junked” individual. Wouldn’t a capsaicin based burn hurt worse on a woman because of the mucus membranes in the vagina compared to the scrotum of a male?

Once I accidentally got chilli in my eyes, long story but I was in the car with my mom. I was 12 and in the most awkward phase of my life, ever, and prone to ridiculous, accidental self injury. Anyway, my eyes started to swell shut and I was in a good amount of pain so my mom stopped at a gas station so I could rinse

One summer day, in our early 20s, a timid co-worker came into work wearing a hat. She seemed even more quiet and reserved than usual. “Are you cold?” I chided. “No,” she said quietly “I fell asleep at a party and my boyfriend cut all my hair off in front of his friends, as a joke...”

Why choose? The store has more than one pepper.

He used a fresh chile, so the oils are on the tampon. Not sure what kind of chiles have powder in them....

That’s letting him off too light. I say wait for trash day, dispose of all his stuff into the trash that’s leaving right now, and change the locks.

Yea I think that there is such a thing as a prank that can be funny and harmless, George Clooney comes to mind. All of these youtubelebrities and their pranks are assholes.

I know, right? Sometimes I try to understand the appeal of pranks because otherwise sane people seem to like them, but this one just reminds me of an incident with 17 year old me and some “warming tingling” lube. And that shit was approved for vaginas.

I’m torn on which is more urgent: dousing herself in dairy or killing him. Her temporary insanity claim might be weakened if she waits.

as someone who accidentally got Icy Hot on her junk... I recommend slathering that shit all over his.

The man who cut my hair while sleeping would suffer a series of very bad days indeed.

All I could think was she needs to jam a tampon covered in yogurt up there stat to help quell the burn then she needs to dip this dude nuts in chili and see how how feels.

A prank is swapping all of your mate’s furniture around when he on holiday or covering his room is army men. It’s not physically or emotionally harming the woman you are supposed to love.

Okay, you sadistic bastard. Some chilies can cause chemical burns. The vagina is a vulnerable body part with a delicately maintained ecosystem. Kindly stick that chili in your eye and think about what you've done.

You’re totally right... People who describe themselves as “pranksters” always seem to just be sadistic assholes who don’t want to admit that they’re sadistic assholes.