“Prince’s Law.”

Dude, up until just a few years ago, we used to schlep around an actual fax machine at the production company I work for. We would have to scramble to find a real phone line in order to use it.

Great idea. Really different and thoughtful and thought-making.

You’re on that sand alone, then.

I did feel as if I was on shifting sand on that one but I will have to stand by it.

This storyline was always the best part of the movie for me, because it could have just been played for laughs (“awkward girl embarrasses herself! ha!”) and instead Nelson is SO INTO IT.

Well this was heart wrenching. Let me sob quietly at my desk while I watch again.

That’s very cool!

So I only scrubbed through that video but I have to say that Mr. Shyamalan needs to switch to music videos. That thing captured the essence of what it means to love and be brave for someone (and I mean that for both people, not just her).

I was a crying, sloppy idiot during her performance of this on the CNN Heroes award show this year. This is a beautiful song and her voice is so on-point and flawless. Now excuse me, I think someone is chopping onions next to my cubicle...

Sophie is actually a blonde IRL, they just give her amazing color treatments for the show so it doesn’t harm her aaaaamazing hair. (She’s one of the few actresses who isn’t wearing a 6,000 wig or two at all times, like Maisie Williams/Arya) I know way too much about GoT hair.

I’ve loved Sophie Turner since she called Sansa her first love. I thought that was so lovely.

Her nickname is Fish Sticks*, so there you go.

But is the stabbiness artisanal?

I think we’ve all realized that Taylor Swift is the real life Regina George.

I love the Sapphic undertones of Sophie Turner interviews. Once, she even shipped a Margaery-Sansa hookup as Real Housewives of Westeros fanfic.

Please, don’t be a plebe. It’s not a gold-plated dildo. This is a 24 karat schlong. You know, like the subtitle character of the third Austin Powers film.

So I take it that a GGG partner, preferably experienced, and with a good, working knowledge of anatomy (theirs AND yours) is passe?

Why does this make me so angry? GOOP would say I’m not moisturizing my labia enough, but she’s dead wrong. I moisturize just fine, thank you.