every word on urban dictionary is slang for blow jobs.

Once when I was a freshman in high school a fellow nobody freshman approached me to say, “So I just wanted to tell you, there’s this rumor going around that I hooked up with [popular senior boy who absolutely did not know either of us existed], and I wanted to tell people it’s totally not true. Just wanted you to…

Is Iggy doing that thing where someone makes a big deal about something secretly hoping it will happen to them so that they can continue to make an even bigger deal later.

Lissen up white folks, it is damn near impossible for a minority to do anything to collective hamper your lives. When a term, which most of you didn’t even know before this past weekend, comes out describing a facet of you or your culture, it’s OK not to feel offended (god knows black folks take on the chin whenever…

no, she is Kanyes Becky

This is ridiculous but can you imagine?

I am so confused how someone who makes Bey look so good can’t even dress herself.

Pretty sure that’s Tan Mom.

I did put a leash (one of those backpack things with the leash attached) on my kid once because I had a newborn strapped to me (so could not chase after her) and we had to walk across a really busy street every day. Some asshole made a nasty comment about it and had I not been, you know, busy trying to get my newborn…

Have you ever had a runner? I was thisclose to leashing my younger one. Kid had a death wish.

It’s amazing that Republicans have not turned America into a third world country. They are so damaging at all levels of government. I read a few days ago that some people think they are independents politically. My god, how can any American with two neurons be an independent these days?

George looks SO concerned!

Jesus. Look at that gorgeous rich baby. Like he was created in a lab. It's the goddamned Gerber baby.

I CANNOT DEAL WITH THAT BABY BATHROBE OMGGG

Tiny baby royal in tiny bathrobe meeting the president. I have so many questions, but I also have so many ovary feels.

Those are blue chinos, not jeans. And Harry always wears his pants baggy and loose; he’s the Casual Prince.™

His hair doesn’t look combed either. Everything about this photo screams Scenario B. He looks like he rolled out of bed and threw on the same clothes he had on the day before. Nothing about that look says royalty. That look says “Silicon Valley bro with no fashion sense attempting to dress up for a semi-fancy event.”

By Lord Grantham’s Ghost it’s a dressing gown. A tiny, adorable, oddly regal dressing gown.

OMFG I can die and go to heaven.

This is what has happened in the books as well- but I think there’s a wider purpose. Martin has said that he always intended to reunite characters after drawing them apart to allow them to grow individually.