Listen, Louis. Just listen. You 1D guys seem genuinely OK. You seem like nice people. But there comes a time in every young man’s life where it’s important for him to take advice from his elders. Today is that day. Your hair is absurd. It’s approaching Trump-esque levels of craziness. It looks like a badger is…

I have your back Ta-Nehisi.

The English smile like they’re getting tased in the anus.

Do I want to go apple-picking on Saturday?

You clearly haven’t been to Southern California. Summer’s the worst. Winter’s great.

I wouldn’t have believed it either, until I wore my (underwire, molded cup, serious support) bra inside out the other day. Not stabby, but I had the worst time getting it off because the hooks were going the wrong way (put it on fine, though, half-asleep.)

Straight Up Truth: Coats are the best item of clothing.

If the foremost public intellectual of our day agrees with me on the superiority of Fall, I AM VINDICATED

Goddamit, Maddow. Now I will never be able to unsee that. (And right now someone is making a shirt design based on this revelation and is going to sell it on Zazzle.)

My wedding ring was cheap, but I liked it. I’m kind of sad that I’m getting divorced because I can’t wear it anymore.

my engagement ring:

Am I the only weirdo here who requested no ring for the proposal? Let me first say: I think engagement rings, diamond or otherwise, look truly beautiful on the people who wear them. And while the only thing better than being engaged is being married, it wasn’t something I wanted to announce on social media or be…

My wife doesn’t like traditional jewelry, so she designed one with a high school friend of mine who is now an awesome jewelry designer. The diamond sits flush, and my wife loves that because it doesn’t catch on anything. She still gets compliments on it almost daily.

That is super cool! I’ve never seen anything like it!
Also, can this be a thread for sharing ring pics? I have been told it’s gauche to share on FB, but I love mine and I have to get it out somewhere! Better pics exist on the Didier Guerin website.

My mother's ring was a gold band of flowers - I always loved it.

Does this mean we will stop seeing halos? Because enough already.

Colourful dresses are actually more traditional than white dresses. I think Queen Victoria made white wedding dresses popular. (not sure) In the old times women often had only one good dress (black) which they wore to their wedding, other festivities and funerals.

opals tempered with unicorn tears - putting that on my ring upgrade list for when we get rich