Maybe it’s because I’m a recovering (lapsed) Catholic, but I thought I saw crosses in there.

Her husband is on board with her behavior - he told us it was an insult that we didn’t run the rehearsal dinner guest list by him. Which, um, was my fiance’s mom’s show anyway.

She already let it slip to a mutual friend she and her husband are announcing their second pregnancy at our wedding. They decided this almost ten months ago. They are coordinating their copulation and conception around our wedding date. We don’t doubt that regardless of whether there’s a fetus, they will be announcing.

My fiance’s brother and husband to the terrible sister-in-law had to be restrained at his grandfather’s funeral after being told he was not allowed to give the eulogy by the military officiant (yes, he was trying to punch a military chaplain at a cemetery). Apparently after 6 whiskeys the morning of the funeral, he…

We just buried my father-in-law last week. My husband’s aunt (a sister-in-law to the deceased) set up her own competing receiving line at the funeral. And was pissed that I was included in the row reserved for the deceased’s immediate family (it was his widow, his son/my husband and me.) She thought it was insane that…

Their anniversary is two or three weeks after the wedding. The day after our wedding, they are leaving on their second all-expense-paid (by the in-laws) Disneyland vacation of the year, because they were so sour about our wedding. Irony? She and I picked the date together. I had it planned a couple weeks earlier out…

I’m dealing with the opposite as a bride - one of my bridesmaids had a partially shaved head when I asked her. I knew this because I can see, and she looks awesome with it, and when she had reservations about getting it grown out in time, told her it’s her freaking hair, rock it however and don’t worry about it!…

It's like she only knows phrases, not individual words.

She cares for you so much she can’t wait for your nation to be obliterated in the Apocalypse so she and her family can get into heaven. Aren’t you glad your fate is so important to her?

We’re dealing with a sister-in-law who wants her own photo shoot at our wedding, as well as an anniversary dance honoring her and her husband (note - who have not even hit the five year mark), and gave me the order in which she wants the wedding party walking down the aisle.

Wow, that’s...wtf was that? Did anything in that speech even accidentally resemble a coherent thought?

It's like drunken mad libs.

I’m not convinced she’s not a robot. Some freshman Computer Science major wrote a program as a joke that generates Tea Party-esque phrases and then uploaded it into her mainframe.

Wait, what? They offered to get you wine, but made you pay them back for it, but only to supposedly give it back to you the day of the wedding in $100 increments? That... doesn’t make any sense.

UM YES. the bride who’s wedding i’m in sent me a text last weekend FLIPPING OUT because another bridesmaid dyed her hair. it doesn’t look great but it’s not that bad PLUS NONE OF THE BRIDESMAIDS (including me) ARE SUPERMODELS. she left a family function in tears over someone else’s hair. i was not prepared for this…

what is with people and the alcohol? Seriously I lost my best friend over a similar issue. It starts like this, I get engaged and start worrying about graduating and getting married at the same time, my friend who is a event coordinator (or so she says) offers to be our planner at a homey hook up price of 4 thousand…

HOO BOY. Entitlement is the wedding watch word of the week. My dad ignores me for most of my life and now feels entitled to walk me down the aisle and is throwing a hissy fit that I don’t want him to. Threatening to not come, or worse be an asshole the day of, ruining my wedding. YAY FAMILY!

I agree. I don’t think the major problem is actually that the Aunt’s kid didn’t get a gift - it’s the irresponsibility that “Catherine” showed, both in not finishing college and financially, and the consequences this has had for the Aunt. It’s pretty clear that the Aunt is pissed as all hell about that situation, and…

I should have known to run when husband’s grandfather insisted on bringing both his girlfriend AND her daughter to our wedding, which then caused husbands mother to throw a fit and say she wasn’t coming if the girlfriend came. Neither would talk to the other, and neither was willing to compromise.

Sounds like there are a few things wrong with this situation: