I had very high hopes that they would bring back the original size as a third option. If they refuse to make a phone that can fit in a woman’s hand, then I don’t know what I’m supposed to do when my 5S inevitably dies.

It is going to take DSLR quality pictures if you shrunk everything in a DSLR to fit into a phone. Also it’s going to blow you.

ummmm come on people seriously?! Its gonna be the same damn thing as the year before and the year before that and the year before that. The camera will get better and it will be slightler smaller with a special model that is slightly larger!

My sources are telling me it’ll take photos. In real time. Of actual things.

There is some research about the amber beads... babies have been choked to death bythe necklace getting caught on somethign or twisted. That is the only verifiable effect. I know someone whose child died because they put a religious necklace (saint medal) on the infant and he strangled. If you care about your friend…

Telling you to go somewhere else, perhaps?

Um, I don’t know how to break this to you, but your friend actually is dumb.

You’re so sceptical. Obviously the dolphins form a sacred circle around the labouring woman, preventing the blood-crazed sharks from getting near her or the baby, and they are rewarded with the gift of the placenta. I’m going to have all my babies that way.

I didn’t even want to see that shit in the hospital. I believe they told me that was the placenta and I said, “Great, please get it the fuck out of here.”

Babies born with the dolphins “develop 6 months faster in the first six months, have PERHAPS 150 more grams of brain weight and are ambidextrous”.

Even if dolphins were truly the cuddly little booboo bears common imagination paints them as, why on earth would they have any special knowledge of human birth? What would they be doing to “help” except hang around and squeak at you?

Umm I’ll have you know that I gave birth in the beautiful Hudson River and my baby was blessed with not two, but THREE perfectly healthy feet.

Seriously, who are these people sleeping and having sex on dirty beds? I wash my sheets once a week, clean my comforter once a month, and use a lint roller to get stray car hairs off of it. Make your bed so the sheets stay clean. I also can’t sleep if I haven’t had a shower and might be a clean freak.

FIRST OF ALL WASH YOUR BED. At least every other week but really once a week if you have pets or don’t shower before bed and live in a disgusting city.

He’s too young for a relationship, for me, but if we’re talking like a one-time thing, or a short fling?

Would U fuck Seth Rogen?

A folding table outside her garage? Did T Swift have a garage sale and I missed it?

So here’s a question. Could Taylor Swift actually be on Kanye’s 2020 presidential ticket? If Wikipedia has it right, she’d be under 35 and so ineligible for the Presidency. But would that keep her out of consideration because she couldn’t assume Kanye’s Presidential Duties? Or could she and if Kanye was struck by a…

True story: I accidentally pulled out my first IUD when one slightly-drunk night, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed one of my long brown head hairs coming out of my vag. I pulled, and after a second of excruciating pain and a sudden terrible realization, I was holding my IUD by a clump of hair wrapped around its…

Well there goes my idea for a business that turns dead cat parts into bespoke sex toys. I had an Etsy store set up and everything.