It would be greasy. And not in a slippery way. In a weird sticky way.

Neither sheep nor dog was created by humans.

Pretty! They look like their name, even. I just learned about the Soay sheep the other week (who are said to be physically similar to the mouflon, being a wild species), and now I’m all about the Soay. Just look at them!

He really pulled the wool over their eyes.

Can’t blame him if he felt sheepish for getting caught.

Just imagining the greasy feel it would leave on my hands.. ewww.
I will love it from afar.

What’s missing in that picture is the shit that’s always smeared all over them. Seeing sheep at the county fair before they’ve been cleaned up for judging is pretty gross.

“Rustic”

I miss that this site used to do squee and now we have to do it ourselves.

This is a mouflon, supposedly the ancestor species of the domestic sheep. They look like a capable bunch of fellows and ladies.

Wow, he was on the lamb for a long time there.

Shari Lewis: “Wait, where does your hand go?”

YES I DEFINITELY KNEW THAT AND DIDN’T JUST LEARN THIS RIGHT NOW READING THIS COMMENT

yeah

Obvious answer: No, because humans bred them to be fluffle-wuffle-y-er.

Is it weird that I want to smoooosh it a little? Or like...boop it’s nose???

I would have accepted ‘sacrificed eye to Mimir’s well’ or ‘ate a magic salmon’ but this is also a pretty good explanation.

DATS CREEPY, MANE

I found his face in my coffee.

YOUR BUTTER HAS GONE BAD! THROW IT OUT asap