Good fucking God. BRB changing my pants.
Good fucking God. BRB changing my pants.
...guh.
He's even better as a General.
Bread bags for shoes? Whhhell.... I guess if she could afford store bought bread she must have had some advantages after all! I was really hoping for a graphic story about how when she grew up castrating hogs, she also learned to skin them and handcraft bootstraps. And by golly, if she can pull herself up by her…
I loved it, too. And they deserved his contempt for acting like assholes toward him for the last six years. Pricks.
It was the pause over the smattering of asshole applause, then the "I know because I won them both" and wink.
Yeah, Jesus, we were rolling our eyes so hard at this one. I wore bread bags growing up in Montana, but I never fucking LIKED it.
YOU GUYS
He looks like he should teach at Hogwarts
I have no more campaigns to run. I know because I won both of them
That scientist line about climate change.
as Obama said, "orange really is the new black."
The world's saddest clown has finally been released from the tanning bed he lived in for 15 years.
Boehner looks like he'd rather be eating a bag of dicks.
IM GLAD ITS NOT JUST ME.
If you truly believe you can live on 15,000 dollars a year. TRY IT
Whoa that *WiNk* kinda did me in...will keep watching tho
Jon Stewart's impersonation of that man NEVER fails to make me laugh. Never.
Love that RBG brought reading material. Kara, is this shade????