I have friends who sleep-trained their kids to sleep through anything, but that also means they sleep anywhere. When they’re tired, they just sleep. At the table, on the floor, in a puppy pile in the corner of the bedroom...

I use a nasal spray when my allergies act up. I had a hysterectomy in December, not allergy season, but because it was listed on my meds list, they brought me the spray. I refused it and then the nurse said that they’d be billing it to me anyway, so I should just take it. They billed me 3x the cost of the medication I…

When my sister was born 40 years ago, my mom stayed in the hospital for the full allowable period, which was then a week. She had 3 kids at home, she wasn’t in any hurry to get back to us.

You might as well check out of the hospital and into a luxury hotel with a private nurse for the night.

Ethelred would have to wear a leather tunic, leggings, and a sword.

If you go back to that first pic with George in wearing red (velvet?) shorts, you can see he’s got a bit of a wedgie going there. Someone packed his too-tight underpants. Poor kid.

Nasty--I’d never seen the photo from that angle before.

If they’d just BE NICE to him and NOT FAT BITCHES then everything would be fine.

Truly. He’s got a shirt and sweater on, full socks, and naked knees. Poor child.

How is her hair so smooooooth? Witchcraft.

I shave my legs with cheap hair conditioner. Lotion and shaving cream in 1.

Are you a Unilever employee reliant on the sales of soaps and lotions? First, you soap off all your moisture, then you lotion up. Let us consider the endless loop of over-fastidious hygiene you’ve believed all these years.

She also seems uninformed that black women tend to vote at a higher rate than others. It’s like she’s not interested in learning or information.

No one cares about your boner, dude.

I taste like cake. Delicous delicious cake.

Agreed. I had a horrible week but couldn’t stand myself spending any more time moping on the couch eating cake, so I went to see it. It was just fine. It would be just fine on Netflix too, but I don’t regret the $10 to be slightly cheered up.

I read book 3. It was pretty good, but I kind of pretended it wasn’t really Bridget, but some other Bridget-y woman.

Yes, this is like 2.5. If they go with another one Darcy is dead.

My nephew’s freshman roommate last year spoke to him 3 times. He vacillated between freaked out and relieved.

REAL LIFE SCENARIOS PLEASE