Where’s the fun in that?

We don’t want your puppy nonsense, junior.

I wrote a dissertation about naked ladies and have no problem with people having all the sex, but I’m pretty committed to only having sex with the person I marry. Although I’m also ok going solo. As long as others are enjoying themselves and being safe and not hurting others, I’m not interested in being up in their…

He’s sacrificing sooooooooo much for us!

Yup. I don’t think he ever thought he’d get this far, but his megalomania is fueled by it.

Both?

He won’t be able to stay away from the cameras. I think he vacillates between overconfidence and a pure belief that he’s the best debater ever and incredible insecurity that he’ll be humiliated. He is going to create all kinds of drama about it though while he flickers between those two poles.

Maybe they can show it after the inauguration.

His morning smoothie.

I think that Trump’s breath smells like sour pickles. And not in a good way either.

Crap, he kind of looks like one of my uncles when his face is squinched up like that. I need to not see that so I can continue to think of him as hot.

Since his wife seems to be a fierce independent woman, I’m going with he’s probably good in bed.

And our Kegels. Every time Trump provokes a full-body flinch for some crap he says, our vaginas are strengthened.

Maybe that Mike Pence, but you know he’d be very boring and bro-ish. I’d feel dirty after and I’d have to call a friend to tell her all about it in order to purge my soul.

Hard no.

Until fall comes, and then bring on the fit-and-flare.

I have a variety of giant, soft nighties that I put on the minute I get home and crank up the AC. I hate summer.

Only willowy women look good in them. It’s a rare thing.

They do really exert an “EYES UP HERE” vibe.

It is hot, I do not want clothes touching me but I do not want to be naked.