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And you can make an appointment for his services.

That one is the Orlando Bloom as Legolas of horses.

I think it’s pretty clear that she’d shut down to only a certain kind of logical thinking, but a lot of her emotional self was too exhausted to cope with the idea of talking about it.

Back in the day when we weren’t all so tethered it was easier to do it for a solid period without people freaking out. I could go a week without talking to my parents then. Now I’m on social media, text, phone anytime—if I went offline for a week someone would freak out that I wasn’t around.

She didn’t make a national spectacle of herself. She tried to go off grid and we all think that’s so crazy that WE’VE made it a national spectacle.

We have one bathroom accessible only to employees. We have 2 new people and for the first time in 5 years, I sat in pee the other day. I immediately lurched up only to realize that my pant cuff was also soaked in pee from the pool on the floor.

Look, he’s a really nice guy.

She’s also got a diamond necklace, cuff, and a fur. She is WORKING.

I was in the Minnow class at the YMCA 3 times before my mother gave up on me ever liking to swim.

HEY when the zombies come, you’ll wish you had some Easy Cheese. I’m pretty sure that stuff won’t spoil.

Wow. I had no idea.

Aspic?

We are the generation that invented “Snicker’s salad” so we’ve earned our obesity. I think jello’s got to be fewer calories than snickers bars, marshmallows, cream cheese, and cool whip.

Do spelling bees cause uncontrollable flailing or seizures now?

Former presidents can have secret service protection for life. I’m guessing that the SS agents presented them with a shortlist of choices and this is what they went with.

Then we’d have columns about gentrification. No Win.

You give them a dead-eye stare and say “That’s inappropriate.”

The woman in that photo on the couch does not look like she means to be there.

I thought this was the whole point of Netflix. I don’t understand why you want to crap in your pants while you do it.