Uhh, so I guess male anatomy wasn't your strong suit in health class?

What a shame, you just figured out how to move it!

The AV Club…

Don't worry, I'm here now! How's your weekend so far? :D

Newswire is even late in posting news about itself.

Is proofreading is still necessary in 2016?

1 minute? Of course he's done, do you think he has the stamina of a Greek god?

The couch pulls out, so I can't get pregnant!

Shia surprise!

Um, Lorne, I don't think the commercials are quite what people mean when they say the show is hard to watch.

In dog beers, I've only had one.

That was too fast and too accusatory. I think Boy Lilith is RDMC.

Each season is about a different peak! That's how this show works, right?

Come on, the least you could do is make it topical. Here, I'll give it a half-assed shot:
Ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma! Martha!

I miss Cocaine…

I guess even Leonardo DiCaprio can't get away with fisting an orangutan.

Almost as much as you love waffles?

Breach Her

Hi, Sam's mom!

- an enthusiastic Zack Snyder