I'm imagining locking the audiences who willingly go see the first two films in theaters, in a screening of the last film, and recording the anguish and despair with cctv. I'd call it Schadenfreude The Movie.

Seriously Stossel! The way he patronizingly dad-splains to uninformed consumers how the US economic system isn't exploitive, they're just too stupid to understand. Also, be a libertarian like because, even though he's dependant on the right wing teet for his quality of life. And that God damn mustache.

Patch Adams. Went because my girlfriend in high school wanted to see it. I hated it so much, we ended up having a long talk about how it was or wasn't garbage, and why people like crappy movies that make them feel good. We broke up very shortly afterwards.

You're a dick.