It's called networking, duh.

You are, as I recall, young. Try feeling that way in your mid-forties. It's a fucking bummer, man.

But will you defend The Long Ranger, its porn parody?

Oasis springs to mind…

Republicans.

She still doesn't appreciate the comparison.

… no.

Say Anything.

The Mr. Poopybutthole coda to the season finale remains one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life.

Point taken.

Give it a few years, everywhere will be warmer than it is right now.

Country house.

Spoiler alert: it actually went the opposite way.

Sometimes a man's just gotta amass a giant pile of money so he never has to worry about payin' the bills again. I know, if offered the opportunity, I would do the same.

So, you've answered the question "does it matter" with a resounding No?

Over.

This is what I thought the article was going to be about.

I'm always glad when Carla Gugino gets work, though.

Natalie, or Nathalie?

Potatoe.