Yes.

I was always a bit mystified as to why the show had nothing to do with Friday the 13th the movies, but I liked it anyway. Anything horror-iffic, no matter how bad, was fine by me in junior high.

"talent"

DAMMIT! I hate it when my puns are inadvertent.

Because Ancient Egyptians were never just hanging out nude… oh, wait.

Be prepared to report to the camps immediately.

I also LOLed.

I really, really love the phrase "shitpile touching stick."

And by Asylum, no less! Oh, man…

I feel vicariously old just from hearing the story. Also, if I ever see an idiot wearing sunglasses at night, I'm going to use that.

We're not worthy.

And yet when you see it, it's magic.

What's a "book"? And how do you "flip it open"?

18. Death Trap
19. The Quick and the Dead
20. Dawn of the Dead (both/all of them)
21. Dead Man Walking
22. Marked For Death
23. To Live and Die in L.A.
24. Evil Dead

I do now.

Adderall is French?

Ew. That I did not know.

Matt Frewer! About time.

Hooray for Washington's 7th district!

I actually found it decently scary, and I'm jaded and deadened by exposure to scads and scads of low-grade horror movies.