OMG, how much time ya got?

Former vet nurse and shelter worker here. I’ve worked at both. How do people think no-kills deal with cats or dogs with Feline AIDS, Leukemia, a history of serious aggression? Well, they kill them. No-kill shelters (also called open-door shelters, thank you very much) don’t turn any animals away. And despite dumb…

Come on, man! Post this on Facebook and start a Go Fund Me instead. You’ll ask for a paint repair and you’ll probably raise enough money to buy Florida in half an hour.

Bobby can I get a follow? 🙏💕

I saw Alien in the theater when I was 8. The camp counselors from our horse camp took us to see it. By the time I was 10, I had a list of 50 horror movies I had seen, many in the theater. Now I’m a Biologist with a Master’s in Conservation, and I still watch scary films. I’m no child expert (and neither is the…

Letting nature take its course, as in inventing cars, paving over meadows, mowing the lawn, cutting down trees, wrapping bananas in plastic, should I continue?

Like, this would have actually been funny if he hadn’t blocked you. Okay I don’t have time for you to come on the show but here’s your savage on Twitter....? Based on my grad school experience, all I can say is, be very careful when you say out loud that you enjoy being torn down. You will (I did) realize just how…

I have several very close friends overseas who aren’t on any other platform. Now that I’m closer to them emotionally, a few have agreed to join another social media platform so we can communicate and share on that though they’re not as active yet (but are gradually becoming more engaged with it). Snail mail just isn’t…

Facebook is such dogshit. The only reason I’m enduring it is I lost touch with my best friend for 22 years and I’m trying to reestablish our friendship while begging her to join another platform (which she has, somewhat). It should have been clear that Facebook is criminally invasive when they began announcing users’…

My friend, this why God invented Yelp. I agree give the place a chance to fix the situation (I’d contact the manager AND the owner, if you’re a really loyal customer) and if this place has any brains at all they will be eternally grateful you alerted them to this potentially business-fatal situation. Most customers…

Well gosh we never discussed a new Doctor’s getup before now but now that it’s a woman? She better make a fashion statement! Guys. Gross.

Sister, it’s called public shaming.

The ultimate example: Beasts of the Southern Wild. Great indie film, deceptive as hell trailer. Anyone who’s seen the movie knows exactly what I mean. What the everlasting fuck.

I was just beginnng to enjoy the Av club, then I read the comments here. He grabbed her without her consent. That’s assault, fuckholes. He should be in jail. End of story.

This fucking tipping thing in the United States is completely out of control. No other business is allowed to pay its servers two dollars a goddamned hour, and tips are supposed to be a RARE event for really exceptional service. Now you can’t leave less than 15 percent of your bill without being arrested. What the…

These comments were the first thing that made me smile all goddamned month.

Hey there. I miss you over at Jezebel. I’ve been perma-grayed!

Too bad he same properties don’t help recover from oral cancer. That shit’s nasty.

Question: are regulating companies getting better at catching these issues, are these contaminations more common OR are journalists better at reporting them? Because there sure are one hell of a lot more than I remember in a while.

Some of the best acting and T.V. writing of all time. A model for aspiring actors. Special guest voices on the radio show secretly done by some of the most famous actors at the time. A coveted cameo. 2 gay but in the closet actors, Niles and Martin. And the kicker? The show was homophobic, sexist and racist. They have…