So odd that that didn’t register as a problem with his new employers.
The perfect timing for Canadian air superiority to reveal itself!
This means that instead of being made of stealth composite material, its going to be hand painted black by a teenager like a shitty riced Civic.
Will visit if earth survives until then.
HAHAHA! Good shit, AskJeeves.
Surely, the massive futuristic bomber program will not be able to survive under such meager conditions.
You seem coiled up and ready to strike...
So this is where Mark Zuckerberg got his inspiration. All this time I thought he was a little wannabe Steve Jobs
Holy shit that’s funny!
I don’t think those things are quite apples to apples.
So if Trump is Putin’s cockholster, does that make Comey Trump’s?
No gonna lie.. I was laughing as I typed it and still am...
During his daily briefing, White House press secretary Sean Spicer had an interesting exchange with Breitbart reporter Charlie Spiering about the size of Donald Trump’s planned wall along the border between the United States and Mexico.
Northwestern junior defensive end Xavier Washington has been indefinitely suspended from the football team after he was arrested for possession of a controlled substance early Sunday morning.
With two minutes left to play in Pittsburgh and the Washington Capitals leading 2-0, it seemed a mere formality that the Caps would win Game 3. However, the Penguins pulled their goalie and Evgeni Malkin scored to make it 2-1 with just under two minutes to play. Moments later, the Pens’ Justin Schultz snuck in another…
Manny Machado, who just a few days ago crushed the longest homer of the season so far when he sent a ball flying over the restaurant in the Yankees’ center field, hit another major tater at Fenway tonight, sending Rick Porcello’s 2-2 pitch well over the Green Monster.
The French Open has a dilemma: Do tournament organizers grant two-time French Open winner, five-time Grand Slam champion, and recently returned doper Maria Sharapova a wild card into the main draw, ensuing she’s part of the tournament when the first round begins on May 28? Should she receive a wild card into the…
When Liverpool winger Philippe Coutinho was forced off in the 12th minute after taking a knee to the thigh, the club’s all-but-assured win over Watford looked less certain. Right before the half, though, Emre Can got on the end of chip from Lucas and did this: