I think it’s because once you do, YOU ARE SO FUCKED. The shaving will never end. EVER.

My mom always told me the hair would grow back dark and twice as thick. Not sure if she was serious or I am NOW JUST realziing that people had issues with it because no one should be SEEING that part of your leg lest you become a prostitute or something.

ok

Well, now I’m depressed. Newcomers have virtually no chance of becoming ungreyed? It really does discourage me from commenting as often because I feel like no one reads or cares anyway. So, is being an oldie is how some of the idiot (obviously, not you) commenters are automatically in the black?

During a recent transaction, an elderly woman handed me a twenty and said, with eyes a’twinklin’ “Did you hear they might put a woman on the 20 dollar bill? I’d love to see that before I go...” And then we both melted into a puddle of feelings.