DONT LUMP THE BACKSTREET BOYS IN WITH THIS DRIVEL

You know your chance of getting a divorce? 50 percent. You either will or you won’t. Fuck it.

Huh. I just asked Siri how old Bruce Jenner is and it didn’t correct me. Apple hasn’t gone in and changed everything unfortunately.

omg her tragic spelling of spaghettios

I love this clip.

The two stills make it look like she is being forced to make these videos against her will.

jk barbie, you know ilu

Just kidding. Titus is totally into this.

I have a dog, so I can justify downloading the app. But I can’t do it, so thank you for doing it for me. Please report back, and let me know how many profiles feature a jar of peanut-butter.

I downloaded it and honestly I can't tell either. There are definitely already people on there dtf via a dog tinder though. I can tell by their profile pics alone! And I'm married and never even been on tinder before! Single dog owners are thirsty smh

Nobody’s convincing me this is anything but an app for dogfuckers.

Wait. Is the an app to help dog owners fuck, dogs fuck, or dog owners fuck other dogs?

Between 4 and 5?

A damned 4. Bitch needs to have an arena full of seats. I have kinky and coily— my hair is a sho-nuff 4.

I SCREAMED

SHE SAID HER HAIR WAS A 4?

I must be the only person on the planet who was team Logan...up until that stupid fight between him and Jess.