See, Miley? That’s what a tongue should look like if you clean your teeth and scrape it properly.

Look I’m just going to say it, admit it to the universe, cleanse my soul.

The “truth” is that some people will put extreme amounts of time and effort into fruitless quests that leave them no more enlightened than when they started.

This is just a ploy by the Church of Scientology to make up something so weird that their religion actually looks good by comparison.

Dafuq?

Cults and secret societies are common tropes in ARGs of all sorts...it seems like it’s an ARG masquerading as a CRPG.

Just saw this. I think Blac Chyna posted it:

Who’s the shitass cosmetic dermatologist willing to do this to a teenager?

It’s like saying, “I had a botox, but it’s temporary.” Duh. Then you have to get it again.

lmao ilu

OMG YAAAAS YASSSSSSS TO EVERY IDIOT COMMENTER WHO KEPT SAYING SHE WAS JUST OVERLINING HER LIPS I AM SINGING DASHBOARD’S VINDICATED AND DANCING AROUND THIS AIRPORT TERMINAL ALSO I AM PROBABLY VERY DRUNK

Anybody contouring their labia yet? Like, why not at this point.

Your dog's real cute and fluffy Jia, but my takeaway from this photo is that DAMN your eyeliner game is good

here is mine who hates me

Giant yorkie or tiny bucket?

Bunnies are not impressed.