I like this. This is a good diarrhea face. I believe this.

But does she ever get to open the box?

“Oh I’m just going to sleep with 15 layers of makeup on, tralalala”

This one’s like “okay but what can it do to my entire face?”

This legit looks like a porn screenshot

Are his teeth gonna fall out if he’s gonna smile any more than this?

Who dis

“Oh this box just told me the funniest joke! mwahaha I’m Marilyn Monroe”

His hair looks like what a hairdresser would come up with if you gave them a penguin and said: “make this penguin dapper! Quickly now!”

Okay,

Oh? Then what do you call THIS?

Finally, something for white people to enjoy...

I feel like these are “her commercials” like this is a Willie Moon commercial:

We should set her up with Martin Shkreli

The shame when you see that this bitch has a degree from the college you’re going to :(

All of it is a big fat NOPE

I LOVE how much research you put into these every week. I know I should hate these posts with all that Kardashian foolishness, but I just.. I love ‘em. You rock.

SORRY NOT SORRY FOR CRYING DURING YOUR MASTURBATION

Just call it like it is

Look, this is a light conditioner for days when you really don’t wanna keep shampooing your hair, but if you don’t, your hair would be gross. It’s light enough so it gives my hair that clean-look, rather than the greasy mess of just using conditioner on my hair instead of shampoo. I’ve tried. I’ve also tried all…