I wanna hate on Khloe, but girl is working it

Did she go full grandma, or can you actually SMOKE A PILL

Hold your horses! A 17 year old got high??? NO! IT CANNOT BE

So that’s what Christina Aguilera was trying to do here!

Duh. But also, just sayin’, it’s still pretty unique. She’s the first who doesn’t look like a friggin’ idiot (here’s to you, Jessica Simpson). Yeah I know, she’s a teenager. Still though, good job, asshole doctor.

Couldn't agree more. Back when I was overweight, people kept telling me that the only way I could lose weight was through meticulously tracking everything I eat, drink, chew, or gnaw on during the day/night. I said "NO", as I find that just absolutely horrifying and depressing, and chose to do it my way. I did.

Can’t be sure, but I think even I had a cooking show

I’ve always thought Bill Maher was that crazy uncle that likes to speak for the rest of the family when he says the worst things out there. This just proves it.

They're the worst tippers

This is amazing. At first I saw two bunnies and a yorkie in a blue top down car, came back to this post 15 minutes later, and all I saw was a priest, a rabbi, and a minister walking into a bar! I'M LOSING MY MIND GAHHH

Finally, I know what to do with my Facebook account! Thank you, new role model

I read this last night with my boyfriend and while he was incredibly intrigued, I was skeptical. The story's nice, but it has a lot of weirdness about it, so I don't know. Don't like the internet's tendency to yell out "FAKE AND GAY" about anything and everything, so I'm not even bothering to read those "this is why…

YES

Well, that tops Arnold Schwarzenegger's cheating scandal, doesn't it?

For the longest time there, I stared at the article, wanting to believe that the fact that she "sleeps with a 'healing crystal' every night" means that she sleeps with a man with a strange job/name

She probably was

Absolutely heartbreaking. I think it's even more heartbreaking when paired with the fact that her mom said she "went home to heaven". Went home. So simple. So flippant. Bahhhhhh I wanna scream

They literally stole your husband's iPhone? Wow!

Aw, I feel really, really bad for that guy. Poor thing. I mean, yeah, poor people as well. But damn, that sucks.

Loved it from the first cheap-wine connoisseur comment until the very last pink color aficionado (aficionada?) comment. Brava.