I don't like the phrases "average" and "normal", and how these are used in this sense, but the idea remains the same: she has incredible body, and she has been working hard for it. What Diehl didn't do to get her body for the competition is what separates her from the others: she didn't starve herself, she didn't…

There's millions of closet door racists.

Oh. Oh boy, oh boy. Here come the waterworks. I cried like a baby. That was incredibly emotional and beautiful.

Could she be half human-half egg? Could it be that we finally figured her out?

So cute that they think they'll have a job after the pilot airs.

Finally! I hate it when I'm brushing my tongue and BAM! Toothpaste all over my hair

Maybe she was gassy. She looks gassy.

:/

YES!

...which resulted in a severe bruise on his arm

I literally cried laughing. Thank you for that

Dude, pretty sure you just forgot to use the conditioner

I give it two weeks.

That. Was. Awesome.

I feel like we're not freaking out enough about the fact that people are literally BLEACHING THEIR FACE to look less like their own race. This is not about beauty, this is not about self-acceptance; this is a much bigger issue, in my opinion.

That was beautiful.

Fox News is just that asshole kid in elementary school who's stalking you just so he could say how much you suck, over and over again. Pathetic. Grow out of this awkward phase, will you, Fox News? I mean come on.

Mine was very much like this

Well, I mean, you end it with the ginger

Wait, women eat yogurts as a meal replacement? That's just wrong. Plain, non-fat, wrong.