Journalism isn't a dying breed. There is still going to be news. Someone's going to be writing it. But what happens when the PR field becomes oversaturated? I actually prefer journalism, because I hate trying to sell bullshit products. Something is going to eventually break, when the only stuff that's out there…

To be honest, this surprises me, because every agency that I know of right now is DESPERATE to find talent. People are jumping around like crazy because they are being lured with bigger paychecks and benefits. It's incredibly difficult to keep a full staff for agencies right now. So, not to be insensitive, but is it…

He's a troll. And a really stupid one if he thinks we think birth control stops STDs.

I could never tolerate any hormones. I instantly turn into the suicidal puke factory. I have used a diaphragm for the last twelve years. Yeah, it's weird but my body is used to it. It has worked! I don't recommend it to people, though, because I have a very strange personality and the diaphragm suits me. I'm…

Pretty sure they are aware of it. But lots of ladies are in monogamous relationships and don't feel the need for them...plus condoms have a higher failure rate than other contraceptives so if you're really serious about not getting pregnant, a condom is not enough.

Wasn't this supposed to be vegan? What's with all the chicken, bass, duck bacon and shit?

PS~ Lindy, if you found that you felt significantly better after cutting out gluten, it's worth considering getting a celiac test. It's just a blood test and your regular doctor can do it. And you need to eat gluten before getting it or it won't work.

I'm kind of terrible about eating veggies on the regular but my grocery store has some pre-chopped stuff that's ready to stir fry or grill. Sure it's twice as expensive but it's better to have one expensive package of sliced squash than to have 2 whole peices rot in the back corner of the fridge!

Can confirm Aludra's theory.

There is a difference between "she had it coming because she was wearing a short skirt" and warning your friends to take precautions. Friends don't let friends get wasted around frat bros.

That's the whole point. The dude just gets to give party tips to "bros", while for girls it's "how to not get raped". That's how the discussion goes in this country. They're making a farcical point.

Pancakes made with Bisquick versus scratch costs about three times as much, while only subtracting a total of about 30 seconds from the preparation time. You are literally paying a company to mix sugar, flour, salt, and baking powder for you.

Sorry sunshine but brown sugar is not even a little healthier, its just sugar with a touch of molasses. And if you are serving bacon, butter, and syrup, a dusting of whole wheat flour aint gonna help anything except your guilt. Just give them an apple after they come out of the food coma.

I was thinking of vegetarians and Jewish people. Their diets are not very stupid.

Those of 3 of your 12 rules. 3 of the strong ones.
But "don't ask for a sample because it doesn't lead directly to beer sales"? Wtf? Do you really have people asking for a sample and then leaving?

I'm sick of these articles telling me how to behave in a bar, like I'm visiting the fucking Queen and need to go over the formal requirements. I'm there to blow off steam. I will treat the bartender and fellow patrons with respect, but fuck off if you expect me to bend over backwards following subjective and arbitrary…

Asking for a stronger drink also means "put more alcohol in it and I'll tip you better"

When I bartended, we had already had last call and a dude came in and sat down. I told him we weren't serving any more, and he told me he knew the owner. I told him I was sorry, but I still couldn't serve. He literally pulled out his phone and pretended to call "the owner", who he kept referring to as a man, in…

... I know this is probably going to be a 'that's the joke' kind of moment but Strongbow?? I mean, how do you go downhill from there without buying White Lightning?

Pro tip: date fitness instructors. They will teach you this shit for free and are best at noticing where you are at with your goals. Also, they motivate you better than a stranger/weekly acquaintance. I highly recommend it.