Why are bagels so much worse for me than any other type of bread? I know healthfulness is inversely related to deliciousness, but still. I don't get it.

Hold up—dads are spending three times as much time with their kids than in 1953, but that's still half as much as women spend with kids? Holy shit. Was the 1950s father/child relationship a pat on the head on dad's way out the door?

I feel like there are two conflicting messages here: c-sections are bad, because they can be a risk to the mother and child; c-sections are bad, because doctors only like them because they reduce liability.

See, that's the reverse of how most people I know went about it! In college, it was all moccasins and flat boots, and it wasn't until the real world that we had to start talking sensible pumps.

But I think when it's used as the name for a country band made up of all-white members from the South, I think it starts to be a little more questionable.

Spot-on. And in societies where women don't have equal power to men, there's far more shame associated with being a sexual assault victim.

Excellent point. Is this school not only too poor to afford its own domain name, but too poor to afford free email accounts for every teacher?

For real. He works with kids and looks like that? You'd think he'd be golden.

I'd only recently heard anyone be described as "thick." From the way a male friend explained to me, it's meant to describe the middle ground between thin and overweight: the idea being, she's still hot enough to bang, but she's not a physical ideal.

Man, I like Cinderella a lot more knowing that she was one of the only ones who had at least cracked 17.

In the top image, he has something about his eyes that I've always thought was incredibly particular to Emma—that kind of reflective/pained neutral look? Maybe no one knows what I mean.

None of this sounds to me the slightest bit on the scale of requiring mass resignations—in fact, it sounds like a really great time. I admit that I'm also biased by this being a women's college; my sense would be that the environment would exert less pressure and have less opportunity for being potentially unsafe than…

Word. The version I hear most frequently—since I'm early 20s and living in a city where most people live with roommates—is women who say they only like living with guys. The conversation turns into absurd stereotypes of micro-managing/drama-happy/constantly gossiping ladies immediately.

I thought she was funny in Bridesmaids, but I cringe every time one of the trailers for "Identity Thief" and "The Heat" comes on. She's playing the exact same obnoxious character in both. Just because she seems like a cool lady in her regular life doesn't mean that I'm going to fast-forward through them with exactly…

There it is.

Promote this, please.

If I'm not mistaken, it's where Donald Glover (who plays Troy on Community, who used to write for 30 Rock!) is from. Tina said Don was their expert on Kenneth Parcell's early years.

Word. Most of mine are triggered by hormones and stress, too. Would any surface of the skin-oriented interventions be effective?

I just watched an Henri video for the first time and cracked. up. When I just showed my—cat-owning!—friend the ad, she genuinely did not seem to understand the humor. She made a polite "Oh, I guess I should trim my cat's butt hair!" comment, but seemed to have lost all kinds of respect for my sense of humor from this.…

Wait, we're saying the sex drive pass to guys in their 20s now? I'd only ever heard it applied to teenagers. By the time you're post-college, you should be thinking rationally about relationships.