Huh, whoever writes Cory's tweets has got an OK sense of humor! Speaking of: how has there not been a "Man Behind the Tweets" story in Politico or something? There's no way he's writing them himself—it's a full-time job. So who the hell has that full-time job?

"That said, the amount of soda Americans are drinking has been on a steady decline since 1998."

Of COURSE it's Donald Glover. Up until this moment, I didn't realize how inevitable that was.

Is that the kind of symptom that you'd see immediately (i.e. within the first few months) or does it take time?

Do you know if something's happening that might be precipitating this? Marital problems, fear of illness, not feeling close with her existing grandchildren, etc.? My grandma kept getting on me about kids, and I only found out later it was because she was having these kind of end-of-life/impending death conversations…

Dude definitely is not being above-board. But gotta say, I think it's kind of shitty of your friends to hang out/drink with the guy on the regular, and then report back everything he says about you. It definitely sounds like they like you more, but it also sounds like they like drama, best. I say shit when I'm drunk…

Don't reach out and ask questions. He's in a new relationship, and you're still getting over him. If you reach out, he'll cast you in the role of the crazy/pathetic ex—and that's a role that sucks to be put in, because you'll start to think of yourself in that light, too.

Do the ring! I had terrible reactions to the pill—nausea, breakouts, crazy hormone fluctuations, all exacerbated by my inability to remember to take a pill at the same goddamn time every day—but the ring has been the best thing in the world for me.

I'm making mac and cheese! It's only my second time making it from scratch at home, and my last recipe left me feeling so-so. Anyone have any good mac and cheese recipes/tricks to share?

I might be in the minority on this, but I say not to worry about it right now. Jobs change, and so do perspectives on this. I tend to get annoyed with friends who go to a much further extreme than you are—the kinds of girls who say, "That's a deal breaker!" when they find out things like this on the first date—so that…

Ooo! Thanks for the B-vitamin insight. I've been feeling seriously worn-down and combating a series of colds and coughs this winter, so maybe that could be it?

One of my male middle school students has very long hair, is pre-pubescent (with a high voice and very androgynous figure/face), and has a feminine name. I absolutely thought he was a girl for the first week of school, until I was corrected—humiliatingly, and with no little anger—by his mother.

So how bad are avocados for me? Lately I've been craving them hard and have been wanting them in everything from sandwiches to sushi, not to mention absurd amounts of guacamole. When my roommate saw how many I was going through—pretty much one a day; I know, I'm out of control!—she reacted like I was eating a stick of…

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