A+ reference.

I want a bisexual bachelor a la that terrible Tila Tequila love show, where the bachelor/bachelorette is bisexual but the contestants could pretty much be any sexuality. There are just so many potential hook up combinations.

I graduated high school in the early 2000s and wish that there had been a conference like this or a “thriving” GSA I could have been a part of to know that things would some day be okay.

Yeah agreed. I’m way less concerned about whether or not Adnan killed her and more concerned with the fact that he shouldn’t have been convicted based on that trial.

Agreed. If this is all true, it’s very interesting that the person with the abundance of power got fired. Speaks volumes.

I’m not even going to pretend I don’t like Miley Cyrus. Good for her for using her fame for something like this.

I learned the hard way NEVER to tweez the upper lip. Good. God.

Would love to know how she thinks she has standing to bring this lawsuit.

is having them rotate schedules.

of the 234 women recently rescued by the Nigerian army after being abducted by Boko Haram last year, a staggering number of them—214—are pregnant.

One of my favorites, for sure. The color is perfect.

Hadn’t noticed until you pointed it out that they all have the C E initials on top of Elizabeth as a middle name. Cute!

That’s not a conspiracy theory. She’s almost certainly named after Charles.

No, it only goes to a Grand Jury to establish whether a crime occurred, essentially. If the DA’s office can establish probable cause for criminal charges through investigation (as they did here), there’s no need to impanel a Grand Jury.

I think you’re joking maybe? The tattoo was on her arm.

On your second point, I was wondering the same thing. I think TDS can survive if the writers stay and a few of the remaining correspondents (Aasif and Jessica, of course). But if it’s a whole new team? Huge risk, and it may not pay off.

My girlfriend and I regularly brag about how good we are at going to IKEA and building the subsequent purchases together.

Right? Especially now that it’s clear that it happened years ago when Demi wasn’t sober and wasn’t claiming to be.

Yeah I’m sure it’s a liability. I also would question the legality of that contract - most contracts are unenforceable if you signed while under the influence. So it kind of amuses me that you can sign a contract promising you’re not under the influence while under the influence...

Right? I don’t know the laws regarding tattoos, but I’m guessing you’re not supposed to be tattooing a clearly drunk person.